Eastie
28th May 2003, 12:09 PM
An old fella was hobbling down the street on his zimma frame when suddenly a faint voice says
"hello!"
He looks around and there at his feet is a tiny frog, he picks it up and the frog says
"If you give me a kiss I will turn into the most beautiful princess and you can have your wicked way with me."
The old chap thinks for a while then carefully puts the frog in his pocket and totters along on his walking frame.
A few minutes later the faint voice of the frog calls out from deep in his pocket.
"Aren't you going to kiss me then?"
To which the old chap replies
"At my age I'm better of with a talking frog!"
"hello!"
He looks around and there at his feet is a tiny frog, he picks it up and the frog says
"If you give me a kiss I will turn into the most beautiful princess and you can have your wicked way with me."
The old chap thinks for a while then carefully puts the frog in his pocket and totters along on his walking frame.
A few minutes later the faint voice of the frog calls out from deep in his pocket.
"Aren't you going to kiss me then?"
To which the old chap replies
"At my age I'm better of with a talking frog!"