View Full Version : Try this on your British Friends....
JDub
21st December 2006, 10:05 AM
Grab an unopened packet of cigarettes off someone. Gently pull or cut off the plastic wrapper only removing one of the ends and leaving the rest of it intact. Stand it up on the table with the open end down. Then ask your resident brit "what is this?". After they say something like "no idea" or some lame attempt at humour, you can fill them in that it is an "English trophy cabinet".
RufflyRustic
21st December 2006, 10:14 AM
Huh??? :confused:
JDub
21st December 2006, 10:58 AM
Not a smoker Wendy? Neither am I... I had to read it twice before I got it...... (clear plastic wrapper)
craigb
21st December 2006, 11:31 AM
Nope. Still don't get it. :confused:
JDub
21st December 2006, 11:36 AM
ok ok so its a really bad joke ;)
Let me explain it....
When you carefully take off the outside clear security wrapper (without ripping it) from a pack of darbs it is in the shape of a rectangular clear box right? Turn that upside down on and place it upright on the table and now it looks like a clear miniature rectangular glass cabinet yeah? An empty one.....
sigh, I think the impact has been lost.... LOL :rolleyes: Read the santa joke, that one is kinda funny ;)
silentC
21st December 2006, 11:46 AM
Oh dear, come on you lot :rolleyes:
:p
Daddles
21st December 2006, 11:49 AM
Ohhhhhh, I get it. From your description, I imagined the pack of smokes still being in it ... no wonder it didn't work for me.
Richard
craigb
21st December 2006, 11:58 AM
Ohhhhhh, I get it. From your description, I imagined the pack of smokes still being in it ... no wonder it didn't work for me.
Richard
Exactly. Me too.
outback
21st December 2006, 12:29 PM
Now I'm worried. I git it straight off. :eek:
RufflyRustic
21st December 2006, 01:29 PM
I still don't get it and yeah, I do smoke, still :rolleyes:
Must be something to do with the silly season and all maybe:D
Iain
22nd December 2006, 07:05 AM
:d :d :d :d :d
doug1
23rd December 2006, 10:26 PM
I still don't get it and yeah, I do smoke, still :rolleyes:
Wedy
The Poms have an empty cabinet where they kept the ashes
Doug
underused
23rd December 2006, 10:41 PM
The Poms have an empty cabinet where they kept the ashes Doug
No, its still got the Webb Ellis Cup in it;)
RufflyRustic
24th December 2006, 09:05 PM
The Poms have an empty cabinet where they kept the ashes
Doug
Oh great http://www.ubeaut.biz/shame.gif I feel so dumb , even more so because I really needed to be told that.http://www.ubeaut.biz/shame.gif
sigh!!,, http://www.ubeaut.biz/sulkoff.gif
Guess who's too busy doing woodwork to even think about cricket :o
rtfarty
24th December 2006, 11:48 PM
Yeah they may have the Webb Ellis trophy but like the Ashes it won't be for much longer.
You Aussies can have the Ashes but my money is on the All Blacks for the Webb Ellis.
Happy Christmas to you all.