Sex Survey

[Baz]

The latest sex survey reveals that the most favoured sex position for married couples is doggie style.
He sits up and begs for it.
She lays down and pretends to be dead.

[Wayne Davy]

There is the other one that is quite popular - Hallway Sex!!

As you pass each other in the hallway one says "F$%^ You" and the other replies "F$%^ You To!". :D

[John Saxton]

Is that after you've raped the Visa card?

[Wayne Davy]

Yep! I am expecting to get a lot of that after the Bris. Wood Show next weekend! Hopefully, I wont care as I will have some new toys to play with ;)