Oh dear, the after effects....

[Gumby]

I was prescribed some antibiotics on Friday for a mild infection so I brought them home and put them on the bench, as you do.

I mucked around for a while and then took a tablet, half an hour before the evening meal, as it said. When I went to take another one just before bed, I opened the bottle and realized that the seal was unbroken and that they were capsules, not the small tablet I had taken earlier.

Well, I checked the bench and there, sitting right next to my new tablet bottle, was a bottle of tablets the Vet gave us for our female dog. They are hormone tablets she gets be cause she's been wetting the bed and licking herself constantly. Common in older spayed females apparently. :(

A quick double check and tablet count revealed I had indeed taken one of these dog tablets. :o

My wife first became worried when she caught me sniffing her bum. :D And I have this urge to lick myself, but i can't reach. It's very frustrating. :rolleyes:

Anyway, sleeping in the laundry is pretty cool but the local Xmas carols fireworks scared the crap out of me last night. :(

So if I post some odd things for a day or so, I hope you'll understand.

I have to go now, my wife has a biscuit for me. :)

[Driver]

Mate - get back down the the vet's place quick! He'll need to give you a licence to pee against trees and light poles. :eek:

[Flowboy]

You're one sick puppy, Gumby:D :D

[martrix]

just remember to take a placcy bag with you when you go for a walk to pick up your own .......

and remember sniff first, ask questions later:D

[craigb]

Lol.

:d

[Flowboy]

Forgot to mention, be careful where you try to reach the licking spot. If you try on the drive way, your wife is sure to back over you.:eek:

[Daddles]

So if I post some odd things for a day or so, I hope you'll understand.

I'm sure we won't notice :rolleyes:

Richard

[Clinton1]

I'm trying to get past a few rude comments I have, re licking yourself and going into heat.... but I just can't.

I think its better to just leave tis one alone, hey? :D :D

Hope it wears off soon.... before you get a taste for unmentionable things!

[Gumby]

It's a true story but I think I'm OK. It's worn off now.

And if I'm a good boy for the rest of the afternoon, she's taking me for a walk. :D

[Groggy]

http://www.ubeaut.biz/biggrinsanta.gif Maybe she'll tickle your tummy for you!

[masoth]

Oh dear. That's the best giggle I've had in a month. Thanks Gumby.:D

[echnidna]

I hope you don't wet the bed when the pills wear off. :D

[Iain]

but the local Xmas carols fireworks scared the crap out of me last night. :(

Mrs Gumby, sprinkle the crap pile with pepper and rub his nose in it, they soon learn that this is not acceptable:p

[scooter]

Good work, mate, best laugh I've had for a while :D :D

Read your post out to Sandie, cacked herself too :D

Who's a good boy, then? :p


Cheers................Sean

[ozwinner]

It's a true story but I think I'm OK. It's worn off now.

And if I'm a good boy for the rest of the afternoon, she's taking me for a walk. :D

Just dont roll in anything while youre out for your walk.

Al

[Terry B]

Loved it Gumby
:D

[Gumby]

It must run in the family. :)

I told my Mum when she came up for Sunday roast this evening and apparently, my dear old Nan had a headache many years ago (she was around 96 at the time and gone now) so she took what she thought was a Panamax tablet.

The trouble was, it was her hearing aid battery. :D :D :D Luckily for her, she still had the blue plastic wrapping when Mum quizzed here about it and realized what she'd done.

She got rushed to hospital and the Xray showed the battery still intact and making it's way past the stomach, where the acids were a concern if they dissolved the battery. . :D She was fine. :D

[Wongo]

That's gold :D

[Zed]

:rolleyes: if i was your wife I'd have you neutered while the going was good.

[Gra]

It must run in the family.

its in the breed:D:D

[bennylaird]

Did you get any hints from Grunt to get you over it?:D :D :D

[Gra]

Did you get any hints from Grunt to get you over it?:D :D :D

Its best not to mention what Grunt tried:eek::D

[bennylaird]

Oh dear, but at least Grunt is neutered isn't he?

[Howdya do that]

Gumby, Your'e a lunatic but geez I wish you lived next door.:D :D