A Simple Stress Test

[Felder]

Read the full description before looking at the picture .
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are completely identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that ,in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical,a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins.

The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a holiday.

[Daddles]

I must be stressed, all I can see is Christopha holding hands with Al :eek:

Richard

[echnidna]

I must be stressed, all I can see is Christopha holding hands with Al :eek:

Richard

:D :D :D :D

[Wongo]

I see 2 identical dolphins.

[Christopha]

I must be stressed, all I can see is Christopha holding hands with Al :eek:

Richard

He drew the line at me fondling his udder:o

[Gra]

He drew the line at me fondling his udder:o

His udder what?:D:D

[RufflyRustic]

oh please don't go there..... :eek: I've just had lunch

I see two cows - where's the dolphins:confused:

[Wongo]

I see two cows

So you see Christopha and Al too. :D

[Christopha]

No Bull? oops I meant to say "Noble"

[Christopha]

His udder what?:D:D

Gra, that was a dead set gift, I reckon you'd steal wheat from a blind chook!;)

[coastie]

What breed is the cow on the left?:eek:

[RufflyRustic]

foiled fresian I hope ;)

[Schtoo]

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a holiday.



I see an elephant and a frog, no dolphins. :confused:

But it's ok. :cool:

21 days utill I get onto a 747 with a kangaroo on the tail. :D

I hope...:eek:

[bennylaird]

Him I see a nice new Felder machine on the left and a Hammer on the right both with my address on them and a stamp saying paid in full?:confused: :confused: :D

[Felder]

Benny - you're completely delusional. Take a holiday. :cool:

[bennylaird]

Bugr reality bites:( :( :( :p

[Wongo]

Read the full description before looking at the picture .
The picture below has 2 identical tablesaws in it.

The tablesaws are completely identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that ,in spite of the fact that the tablesaws are identical,a person under stress would find differences in the two tablesaws.

The more differences a person finds between the tablesaws, the more stress that person is experiencing.

Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a holiday.
















































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[Wongo]

This is going to be fun. :D

[bennylaird]

Both are orange?

[Felder]

They look identical to me. I assume they're priced the same? :confused:



:D:D:D

[RufflyRustic]

No - I thought you said Table Saws Wongo!!! All I see is one Western saw and one Japanese saw :eek: :confused:







Do I get my holiday now? :D

[bennylaird]

In that case my order is in the mail:D :D :D :D

About the $600 mark?:confused:

[Wongo]

Well you'll get the one on the right. They are the same remember?

Why pay $600 when you can get something better for a little bit more. :D

[Iain]

Why pay $600 when you can get something better for a little bit more. :D

You mean Ozito make a TS:rolleyes:

[bennylaird]

Well you'll get the one on the right. They are the same remember?

Why pay $600 when you can get something better for a little bit more. :D

So Brendan does sell them:confused: :confused: :confused:

Iain? Is the Ozito the same sort of quality as the one on the left? Geez can save some money here:D :D :D :D

[Felder]

Is the Ozito the same sort of quality as the one on the left?

Sure. Ozito's are basically re-badged Felders. :rolleyes:

[bennylaird]

Excellent can you show me how you can sit on the extension and bounce up and down just to prove they are the same?:D :D :D

[Felder]

Excellent can you show me how you can sit on the extension and bounce up and down just to prove they are the same?:D :D :D
Next time I'm in Melbourne for WWW, we can both go over to the Ozito stand and jump up and down on their gear. :) Last one to leave has to pay the damage bill. :p

[Iain]

They would probably pay you, cheaper than freighting it back to the warehouse:D

[bennylaird]

Ashes to ashes dust to dust? Ozito to fertiliser?

[Christopha]

Horses for courses! I believe that the barbecue on the right would be much lighter to move about the garden but the fact that it has been heated to orange hot would probably burn the snags, however the fat drain tin underneath looks large enough to hold plenty of lard. The white barby appears better to build into a patio situation and please tell me, is that really a refrigerator underneath? Also I think that the spit attachments appear a little lightweight and may be awkward to use. The use of aluminium in the cooking area should be discouraged as I'm informed that it can cause Alzheimers.... or in my case, dementia!

[Iain]

Ozito to fertiliser?

Fail.....you got it back to front:rolleyes:

[bennylaird]

But both are the same?????

[Shedgirl]

What if we put the big smiley fishy and the cow on both barbeques, and all enjoy a bit of Surf 'n' Turf by way of relaxation therapy?

[bennylaird]

Where do you light them???? Are they gas?

[bennylaird]

Apparently I don't have quite enough for the one on the ( :( :( :p

[Iain]

Is this the pre Friday thread???

[bennylaird]

Is this the pre Friday thread???


Whatever you do, don't mention Friday. I did once but I think I got away with it:D :D :D

[Iain]

Whatever you do, don't mention Friday. I did once but I think I got away with it:D :D :D

OK, but to quote from the Chinese joke 'Fliday, Gleek plick':rolleyes:
With apologies to any Gleeks;)

[bennylaird]

Well they started it, they invaded Fridayland.

[Felder]

Is this the pre Friday thread???


Whatever you do, don't mention Friday.


Well they started it, they invaded Fridayland.

What on earth are you guys talking about? :confused::confused:

I don't know who or what a "Friday Thread" is, but can you please allow the good people of the forum a chance to test their stress levels without constantly butting in with your in-jokes and coded messages?

Thank you. :cool:

[bennylaird]

What on earth are you guys talking about? :confused::confused:

I don't know who or what a "Friday Thread" is, but can you please allow the good people of the forum a chance to test their stress levels without constantly butting in with your in-jokes and coded messages?

Thank you. :cool:

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[Felder]

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:eek::eek::eek:
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:p

[bennylaird]

Bugr where did you get the code? It only exists on the friday page:confused: :confused: :confused: