Cowboys

[Shedhand]

And old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"









He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

[keith53]

:D Dunno where you get them from but keep em coming.

[goat]

i must be a lesbian too ;)

[Shedhand]

i must be a lesbian too ;)Don't let on up there mate...you'll have to move to Hobart....it's Hell and Damnation for you anyway....:D:D

pass me my bible 'n' gun, goin ta smifton to visit wif me sister...:D

[goat]

ewww watch them people from smifton mate thats where the 2 headed tasmanian jokes come from ,i'm on the other end of the coast much safer down here :D

[Jack E]

I am originally from Tasmania and cop a bit of a flogging on the two headed jokes, luckily I have a reply that cuts people down, makes them look like a goose and stops them ever telling Tasmanian jokes again.

Next time someone tells a Tasmanian joke just say to them
"You are obviously not from Tasmania?"

They will most likely reply
"No, why do you ask?"

Simply say
"Because if you had the choice of two heads there is no way you would have picked that one!"

Or when someone throws a two headed joke at you just tell them that they must have got the one you threw away!

I lived for years with Tassie jokes, and then one day I went to Adelaide. I realised that all the peopple telling Tassie jokes had obviously never visited Adelaide, for if they had all the inbred backwards remarks would not be put on Tassie.

Cheers, Jack

[Shedhand]

So Jack, which head did you take to Townsville.
I lived in Adelaide during the Don Dunstan years...it was a great place then....now? Boring as syncronised drowning..oops! I mean swimming...and about as interesting as a goose fart in a bottle.:D

[AlexS]

I also lived in Adelaide during the mid '70s. Great place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit there.

[Iain]

I spent 3 months in Edinburgh SA in 1967, haven't been back since:eek:

[echnidna]

I drove through S.A. once...

[Bluegum]

Yep I spent 3 months in Edinburgh back in 88 never returned. Am I missing anything?

[Bleedin Thumb]

I lived in Clownsville for 5 years, better weather than down in SA but not much more exciting.

[bennylaird]

I spent 3 months in Edinburgh back in 77? Does this make me part of a movement going on in here?

[Iain]

Probably, no public transport, just double time if you need to get there quicker, and of course the pleasant nature of the friendly ADG's to offer every assistance to help you enjoy your stay;)

[felixe]

I spent 25 years in Tasmania, still have family there and I am going back for a visit in January, woohoo!

Nice punchline Jack E.:D

My solution for Tasmanian jokes, dunno I haven't heard one in 7-8 years.

[rod@plasterbrok]

Ahh I am from the North West Coast to onya Goat!

They say Tassie is the ---hole of Australia... but they have to have something to hold s--t in !!

Cheers

[goat]

They say Tassie is the ---hole of Australia...

Cheers

they just jeoulous of our lakes full of trout;)

[Iain]

they just jeoulous of our lakes full of trout;)

That never take any fly I offer them, or start to rise an hour before my flight home:(

[bennylaird]

Give me a good redfin anyday, better taste than trout in my book.

[Iain]

depends upon what the trout has been feeding on and where it's from, supermarket trout are from farms and are fed pellets, as a consequence they have the taste, colour and texture of a soggy pizza box, not like the deep red firm flesh of the yabby eaters.

[bennylaird]

Miss the old days at Sale. Good feeds of Brim at Hollands Landing, and lots of bones to spit out from the Gars.

And the Aussie Salmon from near the wreck at Golden Beach.

[rod@plasterbrok]

Tassie is fly fishing, polaroiding paradise.

Many many trips into the Western lakes around Julian and Pillans lakes will attest to that.

My mate in Tas has a shack on Little Pine and we have one on Great Lake ...Heaven.

Cheers

[Shedhand]

this is all well and good but what the hell has it got to do with cowboys and lesbians???? Hijacking mongrels....:D

the last trout I cought was a beautiful fat 6lb brownie from the Pet Dam up behind Burnie in 1985. I had to crack the ice in order to sink the grub. ;)

[Driver]

I had to crack the ice in order to sink the grub. ;)

So....does that make you a cowboy or a lesbian? ;) :p :D

[Iain]

Appears that a couple of posts have malfunctioned and vanished, shall we put them back????

[Iain]

I never really understood the joke:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Really (or should I say 'To whom it may concern')

[RETIRED]

Appears that a couple of posts have malfunctioned and vanished, shall we put them back????Who would do that?:rolleyes:


I never really understood the joke:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Really (or should I say 'To whom it may concern')I did.;) :D

[rod@plasterbrok]

I guess we luv fishing more than Cowboys or Lesbians.

[Shedhand]

unless you're a lesbian cowgirl with a flyrod...:D