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ozwinner
1st November 2006, 05:47 PM
If you are working in the Kew area of Melbourne, doing say the brickwork of an extension, dont task to use the bog.
Apparently your shyte is not good enough to go into their sewer system.
Ok, so the first one had a slight odour to it.
But please, your shyte stinks too.
Al :mad:
Flowboy
1st November 2006, 05:51 PM
Was that near or far Kew Al? Or needn't I ask?
Rob
tameriska
1st November 2006, 06:05 PM
If you are still working there, can you ask for a portaloo, don't building sites need to have loo access??
ozwinner
1st November 2006, 06:06 PM
Was that near or far Kew Al? Or needn't I ask?
Rob
Obviously it was in far Kew other wise I wouldnt be here bitchn about it.
Al :p
ozwinner
1st November 2006, 06:08 PM
If you are still working there, can you ask for a portaloo, don't building sites need to have loo access??
I asked the builder who is a really great bloke about this, and he didnt price it in because they said the loo was available for use.
If the builder wasnt a good bloke, I would be out of there now. :mad:
Al
Rocker
1st November 2006, 06:15 PM
It seems like a very stupid thing to do to someone who is doing a construction job for you. Have you planned your revenge, Al?
Rocker
tameriska
1st November 2006, 06:16 PM
Are you going to be working there much longer, big job? If so, I would chuck the s##ts, they said the loo is available, get this confirmed, yes, or no, if no, get the price of a portaloo slugged to them. At one stage I was helping do the concrete on a dairy, over 3 months, 300m2 with no loo, not much problem there, drive up to a stand of trees, not that option in Kew, tho I bet
Stuart
1st November 2006, 06:18 PM
Did you tell them "far Kew"?
TEEJAY
1st November 2006, 06:27 PM
I had a pool shell put in recently and I said to the 3-4 guys working on it for 4 days the loo was available in the house if they need it and the reply I got was "no way we'll be fine we'll use the trees and bushes - be all natural and that" - I haven't found a log under any bushes or trees in my travels since - but hey there's a thought.:D ;)
ozwinner
1st November 2006, 06:57 PM
It seems like a very stupid thing to do to someone who is doing a construction job for you. Have you planned your revenge, Al?
Rocker
Maybe the cement will be in near Kew, rather than far Kew?
Al :p
Groggy
1st November 2006, 07:09 PM
Al, I guess the only logical recourse is to poop into the wall cavity as you go, and brick it up. If you get caught just ask them if they haven't seen a guy shyte a brick before :D
Grunt
1st November 2006, 08:02 PM
Al, my offices are around the corner in Hawthorn. You can stop by and do a crap anytime.
Chris
Gra
1st November 2006, 08:04 PM
I prefer groggies option...
ozwinner
1st November 2006, 08:04 PM
Al, my offices are around the corner in Hawthorn. You can stop by and do a crap anytime.
Chris
Whats the address? Ill send all the skippers around..
Al :p
AlexS
1st November 2006, 08:12 PM
Al, I guess the only logical recourse is to poop into the wall cavity as you go, and brick it up.
So would that make it a sheyte brickhouse?:confused:
echnidna
1st November 2006, 08:47 PM
complain to the health inspector at the council.
He can shut the job down until a toilet is provided
journeyman Mick
2nd November 2006, 12:26 AM
Al,
talk to the builder, get him to talk to the clients and explain to them that there will be extra charges payable by them if they do not make the toilet available during the course of the works as per the original agreement. If he doesn't want to/they don't come to the party, then get one of those plastic turds and put it on their front step with some barrier netting around it. Put up a sign "Warning Biohazard" :D Either that or tell him/them that there won't be anymore bricks laid on site until proper amenities are provided.
Mick
Schtoo
2nd November 2006, 01:32 AM
Al,
talk to the builder, get him to talk to the clients and explain to them that there will be extra charges payable by them if they do not make the toilet available during the course of the works as per the original agreement. If he doesn't want to/they don't come to the party, then get one of those plastic turds and put it on their front step with some barrier netting around it. Put up a sign "Warning Biohazard" :D Either that or tell him/them that there won't be anymore bricks laid on site until proper amenities are provided.
Mick
Or...
Pee in the mixer.
(Other additives are purely optional. Can't possibly think of anything though...)
Flowboy
2nd November 2006, 06:42 AM
Al,
talk to the builder, get him to talk to the clients and explain to them that there will be extra charges payable by them
Mick
Charge by the log and at premium prices, as your shyte doesn't stink. :D Also if the loo is near where you are working you can complain about the stench making work impossible.:eek:
Rob
Wood Borer
2nd November 2006, 08:28 AM
Some people in these areas think themselves a lot better than the average person. Many of the people with that "My shyte doesn't stink" attitude are insecure lousy waste of space idiots.:( :( :( :(
Many of them have huge mortgages so they don't own properties in the "nicer areas" at all they are pretenders hanging on a thin financial thread which I hope breaks for them.
They look down their noses at the likes of me because of how I dress and my attitudes.
Perhaps you think I am bitter about these people - I am, it is them who are on the nose, not Al.
Al is a better bloke than most of them put together.
silentC
2nd November 2006, 08:33 AM
Just walk up to the door and say "can I use your loo?" but don't give them time to answer, just push past them and go use it. Then go into the kitchen and put on the kettle and ask them if they've got anything to eat. Open the fridge and start rummaging around. Make yourself a sandwich and a cuppa. That's the way I'd handle it ;)
bitingmidge
2nd November 2006, 08:47 AM
It's probably time to keep it in a paper bag, then do the old ring- the-doorbell-and-watch-them-stamp-out-the-burning-paper-bag-on-the-porch trick.
P
Don't get mad, get even.
:D
DanP
2nd November 2006, 09:53 AM
I'm with Groggy. Wait till the plaster is on then a coupla darkies in the cavity would be just the ticket. Either that or the letter box is an old favourite. Higher degree of difficulty but well worth it if you can pull it off...:D
ozwinner
2nd November 2006, 10:09 AM
Just walk up to the door and say "can I use your loo?" but don't give them time to answer, just push past them and go use it. Then go into the kitchen and put on the kettle and ask them if they've got anything to eat. Open the fridge and start rummaging around. Make yourself a sandwich and a cuppa. That's the way I'd handle it ;)
They all live behind locked security dorrs so its hard to get in.
The excuse they gave the builder is that they have a new baby and dont want strangers in the house.
They delayed doing the extension because she was pregnant and wanted to have the baby before they went ahead.
What am I going to do, eat the baby? :p
Maybe they dont want the baby to see the lower class at such an early age? :D
They are a really sad and pretentious pair, the builder told them to fix up the "servents" dunny so we can use it, or else they will cop an extra bill for an onsite bog.
So today the "servents" bog was working.
The house in question is about 10 or 11 squares from the 1950's and reminds me of all those housing commission houses built in Heidelburgh for the Melbourne olympic games.
They really have nothing to be stuck up about.
Al
Wood Borer
2nd November 2006, 10:18 AM
I know that type all too well which is why in a bit over a week I'll be able to say I knew that type all too well.:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Gumby
2nd November 2006, 10:22 AM
I know that type all too well which is why in a bit over a week I'll be able to say I knew that type all too well.:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
We don't have of those up here in the hills. We're all too poor to be snobs. :D
And Al, if you ever get a job at my place, a dunny would be no problem. I'm sure my neighbour wouldn't mind at all. :D
Wood Borer
2nd November 2006, 10:47 AM
We don't have of those up here in the hills. We're all too poor to be snobs. :D
That's why I'm heading for the hills.:cool:
lesmeyer
2nd November 2006, 10:55 AM
Now Al,
if the builder had rung Kenny beforehand, Kenny would have enquired about dietry conditions and the like of those on site, and then placed the applicable portaloo on site with all the plumbing to handle the ... well whatever the output is. He also says in the movie that poo is 85% water. That is why we should not have a problem with it. I did enjoy the movie. :D
Les
Gumby
2nd November 2006, 10:59 AM
That's why I'm heading for the hills.:cool:
and don't look back :)
Stuart
2nd November 2006, 01:12 PM
Al,
talk to the builder, get him to talk to the clients and explain to them that there will be extra charges payable by them if they do not make the toilet available during the course of the works as per the original agreement. If he doesn't want to/they don't come to the party, then get one of those plastic turds and put it on their front step with some barrier netting around it. Put up a sign "Warning Biohazard" :D Either that or tell him/them that there won't be anymore bricks laid on site until proper amenities are provided.
Mick
So are you saying to tell them that if they can't lay bricks, then they can't lay bricks...... :eek:
echnidna
2nd November 2006, 01:32 PM
Well this is not really a drivel thread
Even though its about Al when he could'n have a drizzle :D :D
AlexS
2nd November 2006, 02:24 PM
They look down their noses at the likes of me because of how I dress and my attitudes.
No Rob, it's because you're short.:D
craigb
2nd November 2006, 03:24 PM
No Rob, it's because you're short.:D
:D
Flowboy
2nd November 2006, 05:37 PM
The excuse they gave the builder is that they have a new baby and dont want strangers in the house.
They delayed doing the extension because she was pregnant and wanted to have the baby before they went ahead.
What am I going to do, eat the baby? :p
Maybe they dont want the baby to see the lower class at such an early age? :D
They are a really sad and pretentious pair, the builder told them to fix up the "servents" dunny so we can use it, or else they will cop an extra bill for an onsite bog.
So today the "servents" bog was working.
The house in question is about 10 or 11 squares from the 1950's and reminds me of all those housing commission houses built in Heidelburgh for the Melbourne olympic games.
They really have nothing to be stuck up about.
Al
Al, the business with the child is obvious. They have tried to sell their souls to live in Kew (albeit far) but even Mephisto could see there was no soul to be had and took up an option on the kid. Should anything happen to it:eek: . Look for pentangles, highly decorated knives and the like:)
scooter
2nd November 2006, 09:57 PM
No Rob, it's because you're short.:D
:D from me too
Groggy
2nd November 2006, 10:00 PM
:D from me tooPot, meet Kettle...:rolleyes:
Pulse
2nd November 2006, 10:10 PM
How about a #### i their carburettor... heard of that being done.... might be difficult sourcing a mechanic to fix it.
Cheers Pulse
johnc
2nd November 2006, 10:18 PM
There used to be a bashful bloke around here who would drop his strides anywhere he felt like a dump. backyards, side of the road, your lunch box if he was in the mood. Perhaps we could get him on site Al to give you a few lessons on how to make do when the need arises.
Let us know if you would like his number.
scooter
3rd November 2006, 04:49 PM
Pot, meet Kettle...:rolleyes:
Able to truly appreciate the joke :D