Oh dam

[John Saxton]

> > Subject: Moral of the Dam.
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> > An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for
several
> >
> > years.
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> > He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted
mango
> >and
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> >
> >
> > avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was
> >built
> >
> > and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of
the
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> > fruit trees.
> >
> > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look
it
> >
> > over,as
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> > he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to
> >bring
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> >
> >
> > back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting
and
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> > laughing
> >
> > with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
> >
> > skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence
> >and
> >
> > they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
> >"We're
> >
> > not
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> > coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come
> >down
> >
> > here to
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> > watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.
> >
> > Holding the bucket up he said,
> >
> > "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
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> > Moral:Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.