Top Country Songs 2006

[Baz]

> >COUNTRY SONGS For 2006:
> >
> >12.XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX Censored by Zed
> >
> >11. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All
>Day
> >Long.
> >
> >10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
> >
> >9. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well.
> >
> >8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
> >
> >7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
> >
> >6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
> >
> >5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
> >
> >4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By
>Now.
> >
> >3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
> >
> >2. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
> >
> >And The Number #1 Country Song Is:
> >
> >1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up
>With A Few

[Iain]

I woke up this morning........................
#2 sounds a bit like the family law court, property settlement is like a gold mine, she gets the gold, he gets the shaft:(

[rrich]

What about the one actually recorded and published by Johnny Cash?

"Flushed from the Bathroom of your heart"