Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

[Metal Head]

Be careful when cleaning your teeth whilst it is lightning outside;).

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building. She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

[Auld Bassoon]

Owww! That might hurt! :eek: :D

[chrisb691]

Ring of fire.

[Auld Bassoon]

Ring of fire.
Exactly so :D :D

[bennylaird]

Talk about lighting a f-rt.

[AlexS]

That's a change - usually it's just thunder.:D

[Felder]

Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

:eek:

That's lucky! Imagine if it got stuck in there! :eek::eek:

[HappyHammer]

I wonder if it ignited gas in her bowel on the way through...ouch!

HH.

[AlexS]

Another one
Lightning strike at Narrowneck (http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?t=25050&highlight=Narrowneck)

[Slavo]

Just a flash in the pan :D

[mic-d]

perhaps she was using a stainless steel ring tool at the time:eek:

[Tex79]

Those jokes are shockers!!

[Bob Willson]

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

And you believe all that do you? :rolleyes:

[DanP]

I heard it on the radio a few days ago...

[Flowboy]

Apparently she has renewed interest in current affairs, but doesn't know watt to do next. Ohm my.

[Auld Bassoon]

Volta, Volta! Enough already!

[Bob Willson]

Shove it up your .... . Back where it all came from? :)

[Groggy]

If she could fart to a tune she could be billed as the Electric Light Orchestra (reprise).

[Glenn_M]

Owww! That might hurt! :eek: :D

Might hurt? Might? Which is the part you're unsure about Steve?:confused:

Although not speaking from personal experience, I feel pretty confident in saying would hurt.

[Zed]

V = IR

where :

V = Volume of gas produced

I = Interesting reaction

R = Rancid jokes

[Bluegum]

Yep I reckon it would have been a real pain in the ##### for her.....

[Doughboy]

I wonder if this type of occurance is where Johnny Cash got the inspiration for 'Burnin' Ring o Fire'.......

.... and after it was cauterised is that when he started getting called the 'Man in Black'........

Pete

[ernknot]

What the heck are "rubber bathroom shoes"?

[scooter]

Lightning diverters, apparently ;) :rolleyes:

[bennylaird]

When will this ever END?

[Auld Bassoon]

Might hurt? Might? Which is the part you're unsure about Steve?:confused:

Although not speaking from personal experience, I feel pretty confident in saying would hurt.
I use the term "might hurt" in the way that docs & nurses do; when they say "this might hurt a bit" - you know you have to grit your teeth and hand on to something :eek: :D :D

[bennylaird]

I use the term "might hurt" in the way that docs & nurses do; when they say "this might hurt a bit" - you know you have to grit your teeth and hand on to something :eek: :D :D


The way to go is to hang on to a delicate part of the Doctor or nurse and say we aren't going to hurt each other are we?:D :D :D

[Flowboy]

What the heck are "rubber bathroom shoes"?

You use them with the Goose, ball of twine and tin of sparkles

[Bleedin Thumb]

You use them with the Goose, ball of twine and tin of sparkles

Flowboy, I'm not quite sure what your referring to there but I really don't want to find out.:rolleyes:

[Gumby]

I wonder if there's a pic. I want to ask her permission to use it a my desk top background. :rolleyes: