Old has beens

[ozwinner]

No not you lot.....http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughing.gif

We get this old guy in the shop from time to time.

Life is against him, everyone hates him, no body loves him, you get the idea.

Anyway, tonight he was in the shop telling me how he can bend a 1 and a 1/2" rod around his neck. http://www.ubeaut.biz/emotional.gif what the????

The he procedes to tell me he can punch a brick out of a wall. http://www.ubeaut.biz/liar.gif

Not one that Ive laid said I. http://www.ubeaut.biz/bow.gif
So he bet me he could.

Maybe I should sell tickets so you can all come and see the amazing feats for yourself? http://www.ubeaut.biz/chuckle2.gif

Al http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gif

[Gra]

Bring him along to the BBQ and he can have an audience. I will put money in to see him do that.

[keith53]

Hang on a minute! He might be a wolf in sheeps clothing! Does he have a penchant for calling everyone 'Grasshopper' ? :D

[coastie]

Just make sure the wall is double brick with cement mortar:rolleyes:

[oges]

is there a hospital nearby? might need one afterwards

[ozwinner]

is there a hospital nearby? might need one afterwards


Theres one made of bricks just down the road, maybe he can practice his Brick Fu there?

Al :p

[sea dragon]

If he is short-sighted, do not stand too close when he does the punching. You might be on the receiving end, instead of the wall!:eek:

[Wood Borer]

Poor old bugger.

Seems like an attention seeking type of behaviour. The trouble is they can be pests but the governments have cut way way back on support for these people.

Sad to think that all he can do to make a conversation is to come up with ridiculous claims. If you show them any compassion, they hang around like a stale bottle and if you give them the hurry up it must make them feel more lonely and alienated.

You are a good man Al for giving this tortured person your time.

[Clinton1]

You are a bad man Al for taking this tortured person up on his boast.

:D

how much are the tickets?