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Phil Spencer
26th September 2006, 09:24 AM
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
"What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.
"There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap-- alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house - like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died. So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.


So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

REMEMBER: EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY; OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.


One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend

Bleedin Thumb
26th September 2006, 09:47 AM
Mate thats way too profound for this time of the morning:)

bennylaird
26th September 2006, 09:54 AM
Did he ever catch that Bleedin mouse?

AlexS
26th September 2006, 09:58 AM
Did he ever catch that Bleedin mouse?

Dunno. Nuthin' to do with me.:D

Bob Willson
26th September 2006, 01:12 PM
So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.


Oh I get it. The next time the farmer and his wife want to wipe out a pesky little varmint we should all get in there and help them.:)

Wood Butcher
26th September 2006, 01:41 PM
Especially that bloke cause it seems he always puts on a good feed:D

DanP
27th September 2006, 07:31 PM
You forgot the bit that says:

"Send this email to 50,000 of your closest friends and Bill Gates will send a million dollars to rescue a one legged blind leper gnu in tibet"

AlexS
27th September 2006, 07:32 PM
You forgot the bit that says:

"Send this email to 50,000 of your closest friends and Bill Gates will send a million dollars to rescue a one legged blind leper gnu in tibet"

Does that really work?:confused:

Phil Spencer
27th September 2006, 07:50 PM
You forgot the bit that says:

"Send this email to 50,000 of your closest friends and Bill Gates will send a million dollars to rescue a one legged blind leper gnu in tibet"


Thats why I stuck it on the Froum Dan;)

echnidna
29th September 2006, 08:43 PM
But what happened to the snake ????????????????????????

ernknot
29th September 2006, 08:48 PM
But what happened to the snake ????????????????????????
Well ,there was an oriental at the funeral and they cut the snake open and removed its bile sac and made a drink for him.

Doughboy
29th September 2006, 08:49 PM
The mouse is now wearing snakeskin boots!!!!!

Stuart
29th September 2006, 08:53 PM
But what happened to the snake ????????????????????????It ate the mouse...

Mattkk
5th October 2006, 07:14 PM
But what about the blind leper!!!!

rod@plasterbrok
6th October 2006, 01:24 AM
Bill gates hired him to test his computer programmes.

Iain
6th October 2006, 08:57 AM
'Alms for an ex leper'

RufflyRustic
6th October 2006, 09:32 AM
a quiet hijack

I just read AlexS' post re John and Janet and then read this post....

certainly puts a different perspective on things...

hijack off

bennylaird
6th October 2006, 09:35 AM
a quiet hijack

I just read AlexS' post re John and Janet and then read this post....

certainly puts a different perspective on things...

hijack off


Your done Sweetheart!!!! Thought you could evade the Hijack police with a thoughtful topic to hide your deviuos hijacking nature:D

Off to the lockup....:p

Bob Willson
6th October 2006, 11:41 AM
5 lepers were sitting round a fire playing cards. 3 of them threw their hands in.

bennylaird
6th October 2006, 11:47 AM
Then one went to a house of il rupute and left a tip?

AlexS
6th October 2006, 11:59 AM
The last one laughed his head off.