A Question of Warranty.

[Termite]

About three years ago I had major anal surgery which involved total reconstruction of my asrehole. It would appear that this particular part has developed another problem (mysterious non-haemoroidal lump) which will be investigated tomorrow.
The question is, considering the original asrehole lasted 59 years before requiring repairs, am I justified in making a warranty claim for faulty repair work? :eek::eek:

[bennylaird]

Just return it and get a replacement, there are heaps around waiting for adoption:D :D :D

After all you deserve a ring of confidence:D :D :D

[AlexS]

OK, someone has to say it......
What a pain in the asre.:D

Sorry to hear about it Termite, hope it turns out to be nothing serious & all is well again soon.

It'll be a bit of a worry if the surgeon looks at your asrehole & says "I thought I recognised that face from somewhere."

Oh, and don't forget to give us an update.:rolleyes:

[silentC]

You should have paid extra for the stainless steel one mate ;)

Hope all goes well...

[Wongo]

Termite, return it and get your money back. What do you need an XXXX for anyway?

[ptc]

Ask for a rebate.

[bennylaird]

If you go for a donor, get a bank managers, they are tight a........es.

[Ironwood]

It's not worth getting a good one, get one of the cheap Chinese one's on the market. When it wears out just get another one

[bennylaird]

And please, just on thing.......


This poject doesn't require you to post pics.....

[Stuart]

There are heaps of spare ones on the bb here.... :eek: :rolleyes: ;)

[Eddie Jones]

Reminds me of the newspaper report years ago about Richard Nixon having an asrehole transplant.

But in the stop-press the next day, we learnt that the asrehole had rejected him.

[Iain]

Speak to a solicitor, they are experts in this field:rolleyes:

[Termite]

Just had an email from the ROONRRIC (Royal Order of National Rectum Repairers Industry Council) listing their statutory warranties for various classes of asrehole.

1. Common everyday asrehole. 3 months or 300 farts, whichever comes first. Usage of asrehole outside design parameters will void the warranty.

2. Solicitors and Used Car Salesmen. No warranty as they are considered commercial usage.

3. Federal and State Politicians. Warranty as per Common variety but void after the first shirty statement.

4. Little Johnny. No warranty, considered to be a complete and irrepairable asrehole.

[Iain]

Was in Frankston a couple of days ago, had a bit of a giggle when I saw the sign,
Sharkeys Lawyers
Criminal Lawyers

I wonder if that was an advertisement or a statement:rolleyes:

[ozwinner]

Can you get a good reposested one, just make sure it came from a good home.:rolleyes:

Al :D

[AlexS]

Is no one taking this seriously?:D

[Clinton1]

Jeezs mate, time to sort out your life if your ringgear is rejecting YOU!



:D

[Termite]

Thanks mates for helping me make light of something that , having been through it once, is quite frankly terrifying the crap out of me. ;)

[ozwinner]

See, this is what the Diggers fought for, for the right for you to get a new bum, and be proud of it..:p

I hope all goes well for you..:( :( :( :o :( :( :(

Al :)

[Bodgy]

Ask for a rebate.

Shouldn't that be a redate?????????

[Toolin Around]

Can I make a request?

Please please!! no pictures:eek:

[Rocker]

Termite,

In the days before a/c was common in vehicles, hemorrhoids were an occupational disease of geologists; in those days, the treatment of choice was to strangle them with rubber bands. It was as painful as hell and didn't work; so I know what you have already suffered. I would hate to go through it a second time. Good luck.

Rocker

[scooter]

Gday Termi, here's a new colon for yer :

Seriously, mate, hope it's all OK and you need no warranty claims this time.

Oh, have attached a couple of newies for you ;)


Cheers.................Sean

[Ashore]

Pity my old dad's gone you could have worked for him & when you stuffed up he would have torn you a new one free of charge :D

[coastie]

You need a good proctoligist they are always lookinh up old mates,!or is that dates?:eek:

[silentC]

the treatment of choice was to strangle them with rubber bands
:eek: :eek: :eek:

That's just too horrible to contemplate. Thanks for the mental picture, Rocker!

[Ironwood]

the treatment of choice was to strangle them with rubber bands.
Rocker

did you manage to put them on yourself, or did the offsider have to help?

[bennylaird]

no no too much info....................

[AlexS]

Termite, this is obviously worrying you. You should call your doctor immediately. If he's busy, get him to give you a ring back.:D

[Bleedin Thumb]

Termite,

In the days before a/c was common in vehicles, hemorrhoids were an occupational disease of geologists; in those days, the treatment of choice was to strangle them with rubber bands. It was as painful as hell and didn't work; so I know what you have already suffered. I would hate to go through it a second time. Good luck.

Rocker

Hi Rocker,
Having spent quite a few years doing mineral exploration in FNQ I can fully understand the connection between geology and hemorrhoids:eek: But why would a/c help ?:rolleyes:

Speaking of rings this morning I finaly got the courage up to go to the doctor to get the prostate checked out. After the doctor pulled on the rubber glove all my courage soon vanished when he started to mumble... submit Dorothy submit:eek: :D

Good Luck Termite!

[Rocker]

Bleeding Thumb,

I didn't know you were the Forum's third geologist. The point about hemorrhoids and a/c is that you are much more likely to contract them if you are sitting on the (almost) red hot plastic bench seat of a Toyota bumping around in rough country, than you are if you are in a cool vehicle with comfortable seats; I was doing mineral exploration in the Lawn Hill area (we managed to miss finding the Century deposit:mad: ) when I contracted them. I was operated on in the surgery of a doctor in Mt Isa, whose main expertise was in patching up Serbian miners who had been attacked by Croats:) It wasn't until I got back to England that I had them properly fixed.

Rocker

[Bleedin Thumb]

;)Hi Rocker, no I was head fieldy for Agip and AFMECO from 79-83. Worked around the Gulf country and up into the Cape. It wasn't too respectable looking for uranium for the French government back then! :o
We did a bit of driving alright, used to drive to Cairns airport to pickup and drop off the Geologists if they couldn't charter a plane out!;)

[Termite]

I'm typing this standing up. They kicked me out half an hour ago, exploratory surgery found a clamped off vein from the original reconstruction had let go, lasered the little bugger this time and finished up with a bit of a sewing job, I should be back to hitting middle C in about a fortnights time.
Thanks for your support folks.

[ozwinner]

Dude!! http://www.ubeaut.biz/cover.gif

Welcome back....

Al http://www.ubeaut.biz/claps.gif

[Rocker]

Termite,

Good to hear that it was not too serious, and that you have now invested in the stainless steel model:)

Rocker

[Auld Bassoon]

Welcome back mate!

Glad that the folks in white coats & masks didn't have to use a router on the landing gear :eek:

[Groggy]

Let's hope that is the end of that! Welcome back.

[E. maculata]

Great news Termite.:) that is as far as news can be great abutt this srta area.

[Ironwood]

Glad to hear your ok !! :)

[Bleedin Thumb]

Ditto the good cheers Termite. Can I suggest a small tractor tyre inner-tube as cushion for the next few days?

[AlexS]

Glad you just needed a bit of a polish and not a rebore.

[bennylaird]

Sitting pretty soon, whole thing must have been a pain in the ar.....e?

[johnc]

Good to hear it ended up not being a big deal Termite, just a big PIA for a few days. At least it kept a few forumites amused for a while, although I'm not to sure I would have found your problem anything but a huge worry.

John

[silentC]

Glad it all worked out in the end mate! Better lay off the Weet Bix for awhile, eh?