Baz
15th September 2006, 06:09 PM
A husband had just finished reading a new book called "YOU can be the
MAN of YOUR house".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
Need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
Eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
"Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we
Will do what I want.
"After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
"You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. "Then
You will massage my feet and hands.
"Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
Hair?"
His wife replied.....
"The f---ing funeral director would be my guess."
MAN of YOUR house".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
Need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
Eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
"Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we
Will do what I want.
"After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
"You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. "Then
You will massage my feet and hands.
"Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
Hair?"
His wife replied.....
"The f---ing funeral director would be my guess."