Brickies labourer wanted in Melb northern subs

[ozwinner]

Brickies labourer wanted in Melb northern subs.
Roll up, roll up.

Must have.


Sense of humour, non smoker preferd.

Experiance, able to lay a few or willing to learn, ABN, transport, be reliable.

Apply within.

Al :)

[Daddles]

Also needs hide of an elephant, patience of a saint and a set of Lie Nielsen planes "I haven't used in ages. Might put them on ebay." :D

Sorry Al. I don't have the experience and the commute would kill me :rolleyes:

Richard

[ozwinner]

Also needs hide of an elephant, patience of a saint and a set of Lie Nielsen planes :D



Richard


And a good sense of humour..:D

Lie Nielsens? What is this? :confused:
Arhh, hand tools with a sharp edge.. :D

Dont worry the trowels are sharp enough..:p

Al :)

[Bodgy]

Would you pay travelling time?

[ozwinner]

http://www.ubeaut.biz/thinkerg.gif no.

Al ........................... http://www.ubeaut.biz/chev.gif

[Sir Stinkalot]

Do you pay 15% super? :p

[Grunt]

Plus $30k when you give me the sack?

[Groggy]

I guess I need to bring my own scaffolding? :)

[Iain]

And skip to pee behind:rolleyes:

[Harry72]

Hmmm I cant do it... I just got back from hospital had a painful stranglated hernea removed, happened at work... in A&E and operated on within an 2 hours!
Just hope it doesnt interfere with my wedding next month!

[Daddles]

Al doesn't really need a labourer, he was just testing to see if we read and remember his earlier posts :D

Richard
any takers yet?

[Grunt]

I spoke to Al today and he said that he'd give special favours to the successful applicant. He might even take his teeth out.

[martrix]

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[Auld Bassoon]

I spoke to Al today and he said that he'd give special favours to the successful applicant. He might even take his teeth out.

Who? Al or the recipient of said favours? :D :D :D

[Rocker]

Al doesn't really need a labourer, he was just testing to see if we read and remember his earlier posts :D

Richard


I remember his earlier posts. A couple of years ago, Al said he was a brain surgeon; it seems he is just trying to hire an intern on the cheap:D

Rocker

[ozwinner]

I am still a brain surgeon, I do non invasive surgery, I come in through your eyes.

Al :p :D :eek:

[Grunt]

I come in through your eyes.

That's impressive

[jow104]

Ozwinner;

Its 48 hours since your vacancy was notified on the forum.

Please let us know if position still available or if not can you post extra incentives.;)

[ozwinner]

Ozwinner;

Its 48 hours since your vacancy was notified on the forum.

Please let us know if position still available or if not can you post extra incentives.;)

Why?
Do you want the job?

Al http://www.ubeaut.biz/help.gif

[jow104]

Well my qualifcations are;

at the age of 12 years (57 years ago) I put up a boundary brick wall for my mother and I made sure each brick stuck to the mortar by dropping the brick into a bucket of water so that when it was laid on the mortor bed it stuck down with a nice adhesive feel.
57 years later my sister tells me the wall is still standing although it was laid with around a 2% lean.

So yes I am well qualified for the position if you can carry the bricks to the site, mix mortar, and not be too demanding.

[namtrak]

I've done me back in reading this post - COMPO!!!!!!

[ozwinner]

The job has now been taken..

Al :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Mick?

[ozwinner]

Mick?

Yeah mate, hes a nice bloke too.

Al :cool:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Yep. But his mates make up for it. :p :D