rod@plasterbrok
28th August 2006, 01:27 PM
Tickle Me Elmo:
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota</ST1:p which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.<O:p
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The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.<O:p
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Well, a lady <ST1:pis hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .<O:p
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The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.<O:p
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The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.<O:p
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He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is<O:p
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
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The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.<O:p
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
<O:pTickle Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.<O:p
At the end of the line stands <ST1:pthe lady surrounded by mountains of<O:p
Tickle Me Elmo's. <O:p
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She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.<O:p
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The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps<O:p
it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.<O:p
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The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.<O:p
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and<O:p
approaches lady.
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"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,<O:p
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
“Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles”.<O:p
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<O:p
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota</ST1:p which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.<O:p
<O:p
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.<O:p
<O:p
Well, a lady <ST1:pis hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .<O:p
<O:p
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.<O:p
<O:p
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.<O:p
<O:p
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is<O:p
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
<O:p</O:p
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.<O:p
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
<O:pTickle Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.<O:p
At the end of the line stands <ST1:pthe lady surrounded by mountains of<O:p
Tickle Me Elmo's. <O:p
<O:p
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.<O:p
<O:p
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps<O:p
it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.<O:p
<O:p
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.<O:p
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and<O:p
approaches lady.
<O:p
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,<O:p
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
“Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles”.<O:p
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