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brind0g
17th August 2006, 09:04 AM
The Meatybite Dog Biscuit Diet
A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....


I was in Coles buying a large bag of Meatybites for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meatybite Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meatybite nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food isnutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my b@lls and a car hit me.

Cliff Rogers
17th August 2006, 09:07 AM
Same as the Pal Diet.
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?p=352004#post352004