Baz
16th August 2006, 08:35 PM
Kids in school think quick
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is !
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria !
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank ?
FRANK : Because of the sign .
TEACHER : What sign ?
FRANK : The one that says , " School Ahead, Go Slow ."
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables !
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile ?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L "
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it !
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about ?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago .
WINNIE : Me !
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty ?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are .
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I ."
MILLIE : I is ...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say , "I am ."
MILLIE : All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet ."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time ."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him ?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand .
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook .
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog " is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his ?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog !;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD : A teacher . [IMAGE]
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is !
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria !
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank ?
FRANK : Because of the sign .
TEACHER : What sign ?
FRANK : The one that says , " School Ahead, Go Slow ."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables !
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile ?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L "
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it !
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about ?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago .
WINNIE : Me !
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty ?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are .
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I ."
MILLIE : I is ...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say , "I am ."
MILLIE : All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet ."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time ."
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him ?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand .
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook .
___________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog " is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his ?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog !;
__________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD : A teacher . [IMAGE]