Eddie Jones
14th August 2006, 06:12 PM
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her
boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car
pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your
clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If
my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she
replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the
least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed,
grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran
down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered
he had run right into the middle of the town's annual
marathon, so he started running along beside the others,
about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked
under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After
a little while a small group of runners who had been
watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you
always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied,
gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!" Another
runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?" Oh , yes" our friend
answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at
the end of the run and get in my car to go home! Then a
third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do
you always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope.........just
when it's raining.
work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her
boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car
pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your
clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If
my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she
replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the
least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed,
grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran
down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered
he had run right into the middle of the town's annual
marathon, so he started running along beside the others,
about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked
under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After
a little while a small group of runners who had been
watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you
always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied,
gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!" Another
runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?" Oh , yes" our friend
answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at
the end of the run and get in my car to go home! Then a
third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do
you always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope.........just
when it's raining.