Department of Lowered Expectations

[Rodgera]

During a road trip I stopped in a small town to grab a bite to eat.
I walked into a local pizza place and the first thing I noticed was a sign on the wall advising: "Price. Quality. Service. Pick Any Two."

[Bodgy]

I'll have price and quality, I'm sufficiently bolshie to demand service, loudly and now, thanks

[Groggy]

That's a worry - it's normally "Price, Quality and Speed"
:rolleyes:

[ernknot]

Usually those signs don't connect with reality.