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Phil Spencer
4th August 2006, 11:20 PM
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS. <O:P></O:P>

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY." <O:P></O:P>

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. <O:P></O:P>

HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS. <O:P></O:P>

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY... STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED. <O:P></O:P>

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:CITY w:st="on">TAMPA BAY</ST1:CITY>, <ST1:STATE w:st="on">FLORIDA</ST1:STATE></ST1:PLACE>, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. <O:P></O:P>

MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION. <O:P></O:P>

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A <ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:PLACENAME w:st="on">SMALL</ST1:PLACENAME> <ST1:PLACENAME w:st="on">MID-WEST</ST1:PLACENAME> <ST1:PLACETYPE w:st="on">TOWN</ST1:PLACETYPE></ST1:PLACE>, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. <O:P></O:P>

HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS. <O:P></O:P>

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. <O:P></O:P>

AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY. <O:P></O:P>

"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!" <O:P></O:P>

<O:P></O:P>

TRUE STORY. <O:P></O:P>

doublejay
5th August 2006, 09:47 AM
TRUE STORY<o></o>
I don't think so. (http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.htm)

Snopes is your friend.

journeyman Mick
5th August 2006, 11:16 AM
Doublejay,
never let the truth get in the way of a good story ;) .

"Ravenous bugblatter beasts of trall often make a good meal for visiting tourists"
sounds so much better than:
"Ravenous bugblatter beasts of trall often make a good meal of visiting tourists"
From the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, with apologies for any spelling mistakes as I've never read it, only listened to the cassettes I taped off 2JJ (yes only two back then) many years ago.

Mick

doublejay
6th August 2006, 10:47 AM
2JJ (yes only two back then) many years ago

I remember that, it's where I got my nickname.