Another statistic joke / riddle !

[jackruss]

Now... just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.
Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.
You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.

Start:





How much is:
15 + 6















3 + 56















89 + 2















12 + 53















75 + 26















25 + 52















63 + 32















I know! Simple but its nearly over.

Come on, one more...















123 + 5















QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOUR AND A TOOL


Scroll further to the bottom...















A bit more...















You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind. 98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise. ( well if you're american anyway!)

I'm quite worried, I thought of a brown hoe !

JR

[Geoffsa]

red drill.........

[Felder]

You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?

Only cause I'm surrounded by them. :cool:;):D

[Zed]

cmon now felder, your just teasing us!!!!

[Gra]

Orange Saw table............

I need help

[silentC]

yep red hammer. same as last time. and if you had asked for a vegetable I'd have said carrot. weird, huh?

[floobyduster]

Green Domino??

[Doughboy]

Yellow DeWalt SCMS.... but that is just me!!

Pete

[AlexS]

Green plane. Guess this proves I'm not an American.

[Stuart]

Brown chisel.

Guess that proves it - we are all weird.

[Wongo]

White nail. :eek:

[silentC]

You are weird, Scott. White is not a colour and a nail is not a tool! :p

[Wongo]

OK Silent you nailed me.:D I thought red hammer (98% American) would go well with white nail (2% Chinese):p

[PAH1]

funny

it says colour and tool, I went with red but thought of a mortise gauge.

[Wood Borer]

Yellow screwdriver for some reason.

[silentC]

Better change your brand of orange juice then WB.

[Wood Borer]

Yep:D :D :D

Must be going bad in my old age, I tend to drink either beer or red wine rather than the cocktails.

[Eddie Jones]

Green Stubby?

[Groggy]

Milwaukee drill (red, of course)

[javali]

Green plane. Guess this proves I'm not an American.

Green plane.

Great minds think alike.

[fred.n]

Red Drill :eek: :eek:

[goat]

purple hammer

[DanP]

AAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!! I'M A SEPPO!!!:eek:

[echnidna]

Green chisel, dunno why.

[journeyman Mick]

Orange Triton WC! I don't own one anymore, but I was just reading a thread about tritons. Just goes to show that 98% of Americans must be very unimaginative.;)

Mick

[MajorPanic]

Only cause I'm surrounded by them. :cool:;):D

Hey Felder,

How much would I need to part with for a K3?

[scooter]

Red shovel, same as when the bride sprung this one on me.


Cheers...................Sean, half weird :D

[Kev Y.]

Green Hammer, thank the great spirit I am NOT a YANK!

[Sir Stinkalot]

Red lathe .... red is the colour of my smoking jacket.
(not that I smoke, don't smoke kiddies)

[bookend]

Red plane....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I was gonna say tartan square, until I realised it may incur the wrath of the purple circle. Which doesn't exist, BTW. :rolleyes:

[banksiaman]

I thought "Hammer" first, then thought my hammer is red, so I said "Red"
If my hammer was yellow I would have said yellow...
and I'm N O T American, so why do most people choose this answer?

OK JackRuss, Why is it so???

Chris

[Felder]

Hey Felder,

How much would I need to part with for a K3?

Anywhere between $5,000 and $12,000, depending on specifications such as;
single phase or three phase
scoring unit or not
outrigger or not
sliding table length
rip capacity
provision for dado tooling, etc.

Wanna catalogue? PM me.:D

[Wongo]

Anywhere between $5,000 and $12,000, depending on specifications such as;
single phase or three phase
scoring unit or not
outrigger or not
sliding table length
rip capacity
provision for dado tooling, etc.

Wanna catalogue? PM me.:D

Take him off the forum. :mad:


:D :D

[Felder]

Take him off the forum. :mad:


:D :D
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:p:p

[rod@plasterbrok]

Blew me away!

Red Bloody Hammer!

[Wongo]

15 + 6
3 + 56
89 + 2
12 + 53
75 + 26
25 + 52
63 + 32
123 + 5

Next time I go to a hardware store I will take these questions with me.

HIM: Are you after anything in particular sir?

ME: Read this……….. [and a minute later]

HIM: Oh, you want a red hammer, over there mate.:eek:


HIM: Anything else sir?


ME: Read this.....
15 x 6
3 x 56
89 x 2
12 x 53
75 x 26
25 x 52
63 x 32
123 x 5

HIM: Sorry we don't sell calculators. :D

[Termite]

Blond Female 19 years old.:rolleyes:

[Ramps]

That's a tool???

no wonder you need a woman termite if that's you attitude:D ... aren't they consumables?:eek:


Silver shifter ... figure that?:confused:

[Termite]

That's a tool???

no wonder you need a woman termite if that's you attitude:D ... aren't they consumables?:eek: :confused:
Yes they are consumables........I'm on my third.:rolleyes:

[46150]

............hang on you lot.....I'm still trying to sort out the 15+6 bit...al