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Daddles
24th July 2006, 10:33 AM
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
She lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog!

graemet
24th July 2006, 10:20 PM
A. Yes
B. And has been doing so for years!

Coldamus
24th July 2006, 11:23 PM
Did you hear about the clairvoyant contortionist?


He foresaw his own end.

ernknot
25th July 2006, 12:11 AM
Did you hear the one about the one legged man at the bum kicking contest?

Iain
25th July 2006, 09:26 AM
Or the excorcist who wasn't paid, had the client reposessed:o