Peace Poem

[Harry II]

YUP, HE DOES



“This is unfortuneatly the price you pay for being the worlds best Woodworking site.”

“I didn't think it was so bad,”

“Gees Ive got to give up the grog”

“Have I missed something?”

“Dogs Rock!!”

“Peace brother!”

“Sounds like wanking to me.”

“Yup.”

“Do you know how wars are started?”

“Don't give up on me yet Al, I'll try and be a happier chap, really I will!”

“If you sit on the fence make sure someone doesn't start the saw...”

“Two?”

” What a load of crap!”

“PEACE, n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.”

“Nah! I say let's pick on the Yank.”

“I'm just looking for my mojo again.”

“Observant fellow, this Ambrose Bierce.”

“Yup, he does.”

[graemet]

It doesn't rhyme. (It is in peaces)

[Sturdee]

Not only doesn't it rhyme but it is pure plagiarism. :(

Peter.

[ozwinner]

Here I sit at my desk
On this forum thats the best
Woodwork, jokes, poems galore
A troll or 2 thats for sure

When the working day is done
This is where I find all my fun
Funny buggers all abound
On this forum to be found

Some have beards some are shaven
Behind their monitor in their haven
Talking peace to the world

How come no one is listening. :confused:

Thank you.

Al :p

[ozwinner]

Bombs raining down on me from heaven
My God my age is but seven
Will I live, will I die?
I will try not to cry.
Huddled up with mum and dad
This stupid war makes me really sad.
Am I of the wrong race.
Im certainly in the wrong place
Mum is crying, tears of sorrow.
I hope we all see tomorrow.

Thank you.

Al :o

[ozwinner]

Here I sit mouse in hand
Oww this feeling sure is grand
Mouse is fine, Pussys better
Oww I think Id better..

Stop......

Al :p

[Stuart]

Can't think, Brain numb
Inspiration won't come
Can't write, bad pen
Hallelulea, Amen

[Gumby]

'twas on the good ship venus,

:D

[ozwinner]

'twas on the good ship venus,

:D

I first saw them

[echnidna]

there was someone else named enis

[ozwinner]

there was someone else named enis

He was a friend and a pal

[echnidna]

Of a goodtime gal

[ozwinner]

Who lived by the dock

[echnidna]

and charged by the clock

[Groggy]

here I sit,
same old caper,
made a post,
of pixels (no paper),

Al's out there,
Cliff is too,
Bassoons on cue,
and you too Skew.

Not quite raedy,
lotsa mestakes,
got no time left,
them's the breaks.

SWMBO's coming,
must not linger.
stuff it all,
he clicks 'is finger.

[Wongo]

I can't take it anymore. This endless poetry is killing me…….help!!


:D

[echnidna]

I can't take it anymore. This endless poetry is killing me…….help!!


:D

The seaweed is getting at Wongo - he's caught in the kelp:D