Baz
21st July 2006, 03:22 PM
Two Irish men were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walked by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid
the flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a
few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us
the length"
A blonde walked by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid
the flagpole down. She then pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a
few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us
the length"