Life insurance

[Wongo]

Watched an ad on TV in the food court the yesterday day. Do you know life insurance companies now offer a 30 days money back guarantee?

I can understand why GMC does it because it simply breaks in the second day.:D

But life insurance! Hmmmmm……

[Gumby]

Some undertakers are doing it too. If you're not completely satisfied, they dig you up again.:eek:

[Wongo]

“Hi I died 2 weeks ago. How come my wife got everything but I got nothing. I want a full refund.”

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[rtfarty]

A rubbish collection agency in Wellington used to advertise 'Complete satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back.'

[Ashore]

Local drive in's motto is " If you don't like the movie slash the seats"

[Iain]

I liked the ad a few years ago for one of the canned dog foods (Pal I think), dog breeder talking about his mutts and saying 'I can't recommend it too highly'.
Ran for quite a while too:D
I often wonder about these insurance policies where they offer to cover you without a medical, if I am diagnosed with terminal dandruff or whatever and given three months to live, can my family collect if I sign up?

[jow104]

Iain, No

There is nearly always a clause.

either no claims for the next two years or no previous medical condition usually covers the problem for them.


How about this web page.

Choose a different weather forecast?:confused: :confused:

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http://www.tesco.net/

about the 4 th box down.