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Zed
15th July 2006, 07:19 PM
Who initally ordered the elements into the periodic table?

when ?

how many group numbers in the original table ?

when did he complete it ?

Skew ChiDAMN!!
15th July 2006, 07:32 PM
1. Adam

2. Interesting question. Hmmm... lessee...

Maya civilization - August 11 or August 13, 3114 BCE Judaism - September 25 or March 29 3760 BCE James Ussher (1654), and Young Earth Creationists - 23 October 4004 BCE Traditional Catholics - 5199 BCE. Byzantine Empire - September 1, 5509 BCE Big Bang theory - 13.7 ± 0.2 billion years ago Puranic Hinduism, 77,760 billion years ago

Who do you believe? :confused:

3. Four. Fire, Earth, Air & Water. (None of this mystical #5 being "spirit" for him... he knew better!)

4. About 30 seconds after getting a snootful of steam when his fig-leaf caught on fire and he doused it by... natural means.

journeyman Mick
15th July 2006, 08:56 PM
I think I must've wagged science class the day we covered this:o . Or worse still the old grey matter is decomposing to a mush due to early onset Alzheimers.:eek:

ozwinner
15th July 2006, 09:08 PM
Who initally ordered the elements into the periodic table?

Fred Flintstone

when ?

In the Jurrasic period

how many group numbers in the original table ?

2

when did he complete it ?

Just after lunch



Al :)

Zed
15th July 2006, 09:21 PM
thats 3 no's (x4)

Skew ChiDAMN!!
15th July 2006, 09:35 PM
Ok, Ok...

From memory, the German Doberman(?? Dober-something, anyway. Isn't it amazing that ya can remember the 'aides de memoire' from exam swot-sessions, but not what they meant? :o) was the first to start things rolling in the... late 1700's?

Mendelev & Meyer, seperately, were the first with something along the lines of what we would recognise as a periodic table. I think Mendelev pipped Meyer to it by a nose, only a matter of months. Around... 1880??

No idea about # of elements or date of completion... but if the # of elements didn't match what we know today, it was hardly ye compleat tabulation, was it now?

My brain hurts. :(

Grunt
15th July 2006, 09:44 PM
It was Uncle Bob who tried to make a coffee table but stuffed in completely and made a periodic table.

Last Thursday

It had 5 legs.

craigb
15th July 2006, 10:15 PM
Zed mate, you ask the most cod boring questions.

Like, who cares?

I forgot all that stuff when I finished high school. Which was many many moons ago,

bitingmidge
15th July 2006, 10:52 PM
I know we're not allowed to look any of this stuff up in Google, but I never did understand any of it until I read Bill Bryson's Brief History of just about everything.

Great yarn, wish I'd had it in year 8.

Cheers,

P:D

craigb
15th July 2006, 11:03 PM
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Oxygen, ..ummm.

Once upon a time (year 12 I think it was) I knew the first 20 elements.

Those were the days :rolleyes:

Zed
18th July 2006, 08:12 AM
Since i seem to have stumped you all heres the answers :


Who initally ordered the elements into the periodic table?
Dimitri Mendeleyev (Ruski)

when ?
1869

how many group numbers in the original table ?
8

when did he complete it ?
1875