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Ian007
15th July 2006, 12:36 PM
Two psychologists having lunch.

First guy says "I had a Freudian slip this morning.
At the train station, I noticed the lady behind the counter had big boobs.
I meant to ask her for a CITY ticket, and accidentally said 'Excuse me ma'am,
could I please have a TITTY ticket"

Second shrink says "yeah, me too.
I was home having breakfast with my wife this morning,
and what I MEANT to say was 'Excuse me, love of my life,
please pass me the salt'.
Instead, old Freud attacked me, and out came
'You stupid bitch, you really went and Fu?ked up my life, didn't you!!!"

Grunt
15th July 2006, 12:40 PM
A bit bored this morning Ian?

Daddles
15th July 2006, 01:50 PM
I reckon he slept on the couch last night Grunt ;)

Richard

Iain
15th July 2006, 02:01 PM
I liked it:D :D :D :D

Daddles
15th July 2006, 02:26 PM
Dammit Iain, we had the makings of a good hijack going there ;)

Richard

Ian007
15th July 2006, 02:50 PM
A bit bored this morning Ian?

Nope just thought I would share some stuff I found funny:D