rrich
15th July 2006, 09:52 AM
Paraphrasing an old joke about an Outback Survival Kit and The Perfect Martini.
The Woodworkers Outback Survival Kit.
Contents
One plate of glass, 10MM thick and about 305MM square
Various and sundry sheets of WoD sandpaper up to 6000 grit
3M #77 spray glue
Various water stones up to 8000 grit
Slow speed water cooled grinding wheel with accessories
Protractor
8X Lupe
Instruction manual, "Achieving a Perfectly Sharp Chisle"
Small folding table
One dull chisle
Instructions for use
Should you ever become lost or disoriented in the Outback, set up the table, referr to the instruction manual and begin to sharpen the chisel.
Within minutes, 87 well meaning souls will materize out of thin air and explain the correct method for sharpening a chisel.
Any of these 87 people can then lead you out of the Outback. :p
The Woodworkers Outback Survival Kit.
Contents
One plate of glass, 10MM thick and about 305MM square
Various and sundry sheets of WoD sandpaper up to 6000 grit
3M #77 spray glue
Various water stones up to 8000 grit
Slow speed water cooled grinding wheel with accessories
Protractor
8X Lupe
Instruction manual, "Achieving a Perfectly Sharp Chisle"
Small folding table
One dull chisle
Instructions for use
Should you ever become lost or disoriented in the Outback, set up the table, referr to the instruction manual and begin to sharpen the chisel.
Within minutes, 87 well meaning souls will materize out of thin air and explain the correct method for sharpening a chisel.
Any of these 87 people can then lead you out of the Outback. :p