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Daddles
14th July 2006, 01:15 PM
Bloke goes into Supacheap and says: "My car won't start ... and when it does, it only gets 8 mpg ... and bits fall off in the street ... and ..."
The kid behind the counter says: "What do you want?"
The bloke bursts into tears and says: "A HUG!"
Richard
Felder
14th July 2006, 01:19 PM
My cat won't start ...
Won't start what? :confused:
Pssst....the 'r' key is next to the 't' key:p
Brendan (typo Nazi)
Daddles
14th July 2006, 01:32 PM
Hmm? Typo? Typo? I don't see no typa?:D
Richard
(the cat's as bad actually)
Eddie Jones
14th July 2006, 06:09 PM
Hey, all you buggers! I got my arze chewed off when I last tried the spelling nazi bit........Wot are yer wating for? Get him! Chew him up!
(Me bum's still a tad sore)
Ivan in Oz
14th July 2006, 07:00 PM
Hey,
(Me bum's still a tad sore)
Not Going there:eek:
Spelling Nazi I mean:o
journeyman Mick
14th July 2006, 11:06 PM
Bloke goes into Supacheap and says: "My car won't start ... and when it does, it only gets 8 mpg ... and bits fall off in the street ... and ..."
The kid behind the counter says: "What do you want?"
The bloke bursts into tears and says: "A HUG!"
Richard
Richard,
we know you've been doing it tough, having to withdraw your life savings to get your falcahoon fixed and putting up with its excessive fuel consumption and embaressing habit of dropping bits and pieces. When you find it's all getting too much there's no need to post self effacing posts disguised as jokes and I'm sure that the code (must check with Driver) does allow a bloke under severe stress to just come out and ask for a blokey type of back slapping hug to make him feel better. (But I'm pretty sure the code would frown on bursting into tears and asking the pimply kid behind the Supacheap counter for a hug :rolleyes: )
Mick