Instructions for cleaning the toilet

[Auld Bassoon]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

[TassieKiwi]

Wongo will like this.

[echnidna]

Wongo will like this.

Maybe not,

His favorite cat died recently.

So Wongo can't try the method out :eek:

[ozwinner]

Maybe not,

His favorite cat died recently.

So Wongo can't try the method out :eek:

Shame, Wongos fave meal dying like that.

Al :p

[Auld Bassoon]

Are yoose two suggesting that Wongo has already tried this method, and found it, ahem! "wanting"? :D :D

[scooter]

Still applies I reckon, should always wash yer tucker before commencing to cook...

Not necessarily in the bog tho' ... :p

[AlexS]

Maybe not,

His favorite cat died recently.

So Wongo can't try the method out :eek:
He can borrow the one that inhabits our house any time he likes.:D

[DanP]

Are yoose two suggesting that Wongo has already tried this method,

Of course. How do you reckon the meat in chinese is always so tender?:rolleyes: