fred.n
29th June 2006, 08:24 AM
If footy clubs were women
<ST1:pSydney would be J-Lo- Quality all over, but especially good down back.
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up The butt of everyone's jokes.
St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
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<ST1:p<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com /><st1:City w:st=Sydney</st1:City> would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down <font face=" /><st1:City w:st="on">Brisbane</st1:City> would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but
refuses to accept it gracefully.
<ST1:p<st1:City w:st="on">Carlton</st1:City> would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
<st1:City w:st="on">Adelaide</st1:City> would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
<ST1:p<st1:City w:st="on">Geelong</st1:City> would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
<ST1:p<st1:City w:st="on">Richmond</st1:City> would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
<ST1:p<st1:City w:st="on">Melbourne</st1:City> would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth
scenario: you still wouldn't.
<ST1:pSydney would be J-Lo- Quality all over, but especially good down back.
West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up The butt of everyone's jokes.
St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
<O:p</O:p
<ST1:p<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com /><st1:City w:st=Sydney</st1:City> would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down <font face=" /><st1:City w:st="on">Brisbane</st1:City> would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but
refuses to accept it gracefully.
<ST1:p<st1:City w:st="on">Carlton</st1:City> would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
<st1:City w:st="on">Adelaide</st1:City> would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
<ST1:p<st1:City w:st="on">Geelong</st1:City> would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
<ST1:p<st1:City w:st="on">Richmond</st1:City> would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
<ST1:p<st1:City w:st="on">Melbourne</st1:City> would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth
scenario: you still wouldn't.