What do you collect???

[Greg Ward]

Humans (and some animals) seem to be hoarders. It may be a throwback to times where food caches meant the difference between survival or death.

I have noticed that all collectors get a flush of great pleasure when they gain a much sought after article.
And the good thing is that the intensity pleasure flush doesn't depend on the value of the item.

A multi-millionaire with their Picasso in fact may be less pleasured as they have to hide their wonderful painting behind such security, they it can't be displayed in the open home/castle.

So what do you collect?

Bottle-tops?
Model trains?
Garden plants?
Cedar boards?
Stamps?
Picassos?
Affairs?

And does the pleasure-hit from finding a rare specimen equal that from good sex?

Greg

[echnidna]

I used to collect
Butterflies
Rocks & Minerals
Sea Shells.

Until ex #1 put them all in the driveway and drove her car back & forth across them. She still hasn't worked out why she's now an ex.

I've still got a few butterflies and a stuffed crocodile

[Greg Q]

Wives.:eek:

And I don't understand the last question. They are mutually exclusive.

[Stuart]

Wives.:eek:

And I don't understand the last question. They are mutually exclusive.
and if I explained that one to you, I'd be off to the orange room ;)


Collections:
tools :D
money (but nothing that the bank manager cares about)

As to hoarding, as opposed to collecting...
tools
photographic equipment
tools

[womble]

I collect:

old bottles
kero lamps
model ships/aeroplanes etc
old furniture
shells

[Daddles]

I collect:

old bottles
kero lamps
model ships/aeroplanes etc
old furniture
shells

I always thought Womble was a ring in - this proves it, he didn't mention tools :D

For the record, I'm not recording what I collect :rolleyes: ... apart from tools:eek:

Richard

[ptc]

Ginger Jars.
any one else out there collect them ?

[Zed]

tools
bonsai
books
music

currently I am collecting baby spew, one nappy load at a time, as an associated activity I am also collecting tissues (which I cant seem to get enough of)... a summary effect of this is I also collect lint in my clothes when i forget to remove dirty tissues from my pockets before washing them... :D ahhh.... daddy day care! I love it!!

[echnidna]

Wives.:eek:

And I don't understand the last question. They are mutually exclusive.

Been there, done that.

Trouble is collecting women is a high cost hobby :cool:

[womble]

I always thought Womble was a ring in - this proves it, he didn't mention tools :D

For the record, I'm not recording what I collect :rolleyes: ... apart from tools:eek:

Richard


well I would have mentioned my gmc stuff...but is that tools???

[Iain]

Clocks
Watches (mainly fusee)
Sheet music, preferably old and some tablature
Books
a couple of old camera's (HIT and a couple of old italian roll film which is no longer available)
Tiger snakes, we have a few here:o

[Clinton1]

Australian Pottery (mostly Victorian Brunswick pottery school, some Bendigo pottery stuff)
Stuff for the shed (including things I have no idea about:p )
Thats it for now - I've got a house to pay off.

I'd like to collect:
oil paintings (by Ken Knight in particular)
motors
farms
implements of destructions (guns and stuff)
houses
businesses
small islands
political influence
weapons of mass destruction (the odd army and warship/plane)

... maybe later, when the house is paid off

[Iain]

weapons of mass destruction (the odd army and warship/plane)

... maybe later, when the house is paid off
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[Daddles]

Can I get one of those nuke things on time share?

Richard

and Womble, I am forced to concede that GMC implements are indeed tools as I seem to be able to make as many blues with my GMC gear as I do with more expensive weapons of destruction:( (and I'm about to add to my collection, with the big GMC circular saw to replace the reliable but tiny Hitachi in my Triton ... oh no, I just swore twice in the one sentence :eek: )

[AlexS]

Offcuts, old books on hydrology/hydrography. Four generations of ancestors were miners, and I have 2 big boxes of specimens collected by them. Unfortunately, they didn't label them.:confused:

[bennylaird]

Bills for payment.

But willing to share them?

[Tikki]

Marriage certificates :D :D :D

Cheers
Tikki :)

[Clinton1]

2 big boxes of specimens collected by them. Unfortunately, they didn't label them :D :rolleyes:

Lease a nuke..... hmmm maybe that could bring my plans for revolution forward a decade or two. I shall consider that.
Good thinking Iain, and I shall post you one "get out of being summarily executed (one time use only)" card forthwith.

[TassieKiwi]

Planes:o
Berg chisels:o :o
Nice old any old any any any old tool.


















:D

Or nice new one, too

[ozwinner]

Rocks ie minerals, facet grade gems, opals, fossils.
Coins.
Stamps
Erotica
Uranium glass
Timber
Grey Hairs

Al :p

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Collections. :rolleyes:

[RufflyRustic]

What do I collect? hmmmm, ..... Thingeys ......;)

Small Salt and Pepper shakers - preferably antique
Pictures of wooden items/plans/projects for my inspiration pile
Anything made by fellow forumites for my personal gallery


There's stacks more, but these would be the most interesting I think....

cheers
Wendy

[E. maculata]

Idiots!!:(
I'm surrounded by them at work so I must:o .
All just young enough to know absolutely everthing about anything.

[Driver]

currently I am collecting .... one nappy load at a time, ...

Which means - your Zedness - that unlike ptc who collects ginger jars, you collect Ginger Marks! Boom, boom!

[Cliff Rogers]

Dust. :D

You wanna see my dust?:cool:

[reef12]

Me Fossils,Arrowheads,Computer parts,Crown Royal bags;)

Minerals especially Tar Creek ones.

1/35 scale Tank models German,Russian,Some American.

Tools.
P0rN:cool:

[Ashore]

Inside Money both Coins & Notes, casino chips, cigarette lighters, & other stuff
Outside ( in the sheds) everything , with two 6 x 8 meter sheds ,( one a workshop ) and the car is parked in the yard as both are full.
But I know that doohicky whatch-a-macallit thinngy will be just what I need one day, so I can't throw it away, and the car stays in the yard.
Rgds

[savage]

Tools
Fish (they ones you catch):)
Tools
Fish (the ones I have trouble catching):o
Tools
Fish (the ones I rarely catch):(