Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

[ubeaut]

This is part 2 of the most popular post on the BB. Unfortunately part 1 is getting a bit full and beginning to run slow causing some people to get the stutters by submit posts twice. Part 1 is 55 pages long. The last posting on part one is the first posting in this one.

Part one is now closed so don't try to post to it cos nuffin will happen.

Cheers - Neil http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

This post began 16th October 2002 if you wish to view the 55 pages of the now closed section CLICK HERE (http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/Forum10/HTML/000181.html)

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[ubeaut]

Steeplechase

[Shane Watson]

Car Chase.

[Iain]

Dogs

Hey, it is quickerer (new word) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif
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[Kev Y.]

Mongrels (hey have'nt I used this before????)

[John Saxton]

Grey Ghosts!

[Shane Watson]

Supernatural http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[storewalla]

unnatural

[ubeaut]

bugger

[Shane Watson]

Rubber

[Shane Watson]

Flubber...haha my turn again... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[Kev Y.]

Blubber- The Dolphin safe kind of course

[ubeaut]

girly crying (Scottish) - as in "Fer th' love of God will ye ney stop yer blubberin lassie..." or "What a soppy wee bairn, all it ever does is blub." or "Shut up yer blubberin woman. It's enough te drive a man ta a wee dram or two."

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[Iain]

Sassenach (Scotish!!!! it's SCOTTISH you lowland peasant)
Oh Bugger, can't get the bold but I can, ya wee sassenach http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
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[RETIRED]

picky bastard

[John Saxton]

and a good RED http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Shane Watson]

Red Kangaroo......hop hop hop....bang!.....drop.....Mwahahahahah

[Eastie]

Dog food (the 300 make too much mess)

[oges]

old nags (sorry Iain)

[Iain]

Ex wife (was that what you meant oges? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif )

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[Kev Y.]

Old Baggage

[John Saxton]

Poor man too....carrying?

[RETIRED]

cryptic?

[Shane Watson]

Septic

[John Saxton]

..yer own chain

[knuckles]

Hank

I noo this yank.
His name was hank.
He owned a bank.
He was a wank.

Well Hank the yank
Who ownes the bank
Has me to thank
For and empty bank

Cos Hank the wank
Went very blank
When I gave him a spank
For beating up Frank who waz a very dear friend of mine and da godfather. How could dat mudder luver tink he waz gunna get away wif beatin on poor old Franky Freefingers (no relation).

Sorry I guess the poetry therapy only works when yes keeps ryming.

I luvs yes all. I am in the big houze an can only cet to a putor once in a while.

Knuckles http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gif

Heads up here comes the skrews. Chow.

http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gifHey John Saxton youz have musseled in on my turf. Have yez got no selfrespek for over peoples postings. Yez could have waited a few minutes more. Ah forgedabardit.




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[JackoH]

Knuckles doing porridge! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/redface.gif

[John Saxton]

What without the Don....good to have you back Knuckles...we've misssed you!

[Shane Watson]

Bradman

[John Saxton]

Not out ...Champ, long to be remembered.

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[oges]

elephant

[ubeaut]

long distance

[AlexS]

Reverse charges

[Shane Watson]

Pat Rafter (1800-Reverse)

[Shane Watson]

Rapids.... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[Eastie]

Realtime Acquisition & Proccessing of Inflight Data Systems ?

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[Kev Y.]

Little Black Box which is actually yellow I believe

[RETIRED]

Yikes

[ubeaut]

BUGGER......... Sorry but I couldn't help myself http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Shane Watson]

Buggar....hehehe I couldn't help myself either http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

[Iain]

recycling (again, deja vu)

[ubeaut]

deja buggar me

[Shane Watson]

Jar Jar Binks... ( think thats right http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif ...but lets see how many know what I am on about )

[Kev Y.]

WHOsa! MEsa, nebbbbba

may the Force be with you.

[Shane Watson]

STAR WARS!!!!!!!

[ubeaut]

How wooed

[Kev Y.]

Not wooed, just Jed and I

[Shane Watson]

Jedi http://www.jedinights.com/jk2shots/thumbs/jediII_1_sm.jpg

[Kev Y.]

Yoga

[oges]

Yoghurt

[Iain]

Culture (not here though http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif)

[John Saxton]

Shock http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[RETIRED]

Frankenfurter

[Shane Watson]

Time Warp

[Tristan Croll]

Dr Who!

[ubeaut]

Turdis - The nickname for my old Urvan

[Shane Watson]

Bowl....hehe

[Kev Y.]

Cricket

[John Saxton]

Jiminy

[minis4meau]

Murderer!

[ubeaut]

mayhem http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[Shane Watson]

Easter

[ubeaut]

ANZAC Day

[Kev Y.]

ANZAC BISCUITS Yummy

[John Saxton]

and Billy tea (with a gum leaf) of course

[Tristan Croll]

Mushrooms ... same

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[Shane Watson]

Loopy

[ubeaut]

da lion

[minis4meau]

dandy

[John Saxton]

'Jim'

[Shane Watson]

Richards

[RETIRED]

porsche

[ubeaut]

patio http://www.ubeaut.biz/umbrella.gif

[Iain]

potato

[Shane Watson]

Irish

[Eastie]

stew

[JackoH]

...art. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[Tristan Croll]

Picasso or Garfunkel?

[ubeaut]

bull artist

[minis4meau]

Toreador

[Iain]

Black and Decker (or is that masochism?)

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[John Saxton]

or Hedonistic

[oges]

Ossie Ostrich

[Shane Watson]

Saturday Night Fever

[ubeaut]

http://www.ubeaut.biz/throwup.gif

[Iain]

Liquid laugh, for the benefit of out Canuck and other foreigners.

[Tristan Croll]

Technicolour yodel

[Pete]

colourful cough

[ubeaut]

sick - so is this http://www.ubeaut.biz/smileyaxe.gif and this http://www.ubeaut.biz/chainsaw.gif

[Kev Y.]

Morbid

[AlexS]

auction

[John Saxton]

Americas Cup! anybody's cup now runneth over

[JackoH]

With Steinlager!

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[Kev Y.]

FOSTERS

"pigs A@#e" to quote the boss of the Carlton Fooball Club

[ubeaut]

Pig of a man http://www.ubeaut.biz/oink.gif http://www.ubeaut.biz/beersmiley.gif http://www.ubeaut.biz/dizzy.gif

[Kev Y.]

Napthine (the looser)

[Iain]

Moth Balls (Napthine?????? or similar)

[RETIRED]

napthalene

[ubeaut]

naptha http://www.ubeaut.biz/flamer.gif

[RETIRED]

Napalm: a burning solution.