View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII
quandong
28th March 2003, 09:43 AM
cracks of trade:rolleyes:
Wayne Davy
28th March 2003, 10:54 AM
Don't it make your Brown Eye, Blue
fxst
28th March 2003, 11:00 AM
let it shine
Wayne Davy
28th March 2003, 02:22 PM
Cow :confused:
quandong
28th March 2003, 04:14 PM
:eek: pat
splinter
28th March 2003, 04:42 PM
Postman
Wayne Davy
28th March 2003, 04:52 PM
Anthrax :(
Neil
28th March 2003, 06:42 PM
DOOMED
fxst
28th March 2003, 09:20 PM
DOMED
Sarge
29th March 2003, 09:03 AM
Saddam
Neil
29th March 2003, 12:40 PM
Sod'im.:mad:
Sarge
30th March 2003, 06:45 AM
sodomy.... woops, can I say that here :)
Neil
30th March 2003, 09:14 AM
be buggered
splinter
30th March 2003, 03:19 PM
Buns boys, BUNS :) :cool: :D
quandong
30th March 2003, 06:21 PM
Hot cross buns;)
Neil
30th March 2003, 08:06 PM
http://www.ubeaut.com.au/smileysex5.gif
John Saxton
30th March 2003, 09:12 PM
'o DOUGH
fxst
30th March 2003, 10:41 PM
bread:D
splinter
31st March 2003, 05:53 PM
and butter
oges
31st March 2003, 08:28 PM
pudding
fxst
1st April 2003, 12:31 AM
loudly
Sarge
1st April 2003, 08:23 AM
Shhhhhhh
John Saxton
1st April 2003, 11:46 AM
phew!
Neil
1st April 2003, 06:36 PM
POOh. http://www.ubeaut.biz/ahgee.gif
I know, I know, but it rhymes and it really does go with Shhhhhhh & ...it! And. OK I'll put in another one.
Winnie the........
Wayne Davy
1st April 2003, 11:55 PM
Wife now where did I put those roses :confused:
Shane Watson
2nd April 2003, 07:34 AM
Strife
Sarge
2nd April 2003, 11:02 AM
Trouble & Strife
DaveInOz
2nd April 2003, 12:05 PM
the minister for war
Wayne Davy
2nd April 2003, 12:11 PM
Flames!
John Saxton
2nd April 2003, 01:08 PM
VISA
oges
2nd April 2003, 07:49 PM
MIB
Sarge
3rd April 2003, 08:10 AM
Women in Black............ stockings :)
John Saxton
3rd April 2003, 01:24 PM
Under the satin sheets
fxst
3rd April 2003, 01:57 PM
slippery
DaveInOz
3rd April 2003, 04:38 PM
dip stick
splinter
3rd April 2003, 05:20 PM
under the bonnet Son
DaveInOz
3rd April 2003, 05:22 PM
sunstroke
Wayne Davy
3rd April 2003, 09:40 PM
Heart of mine
fxst
3rd April 2003, 11:13 PM
goldmine
Wayne Davy
3rd April 2003, 11:26 PM
Digging
ubeaut
4th April 2003, 12:24 AM
Diggers - (give em hell)
Sarge
4th April 2003, 08:43 AM
Daggers
DaveInOz
4th April 2003, 10:14 AM
tar boy
fxst
4th April 2003, 10:27 AM
carboy:D
John Saxton
4th April 2003, 11:41 AM
Home James
quandong
4th April 2003, 03:37 PM
Dont spare the horses.
John Saxton
7th April 2003, 12:14 AM
Brumbies
Sarge
7th April 2003, 08:55 AM
Stalions
ubeaut
7th April 2003, 10:32 AM
Sly
John Saxton
7th April 2003, 02:25 PM
Rocky
Wayne Davy
7th April 2003, 02:36 PM
Adrian (yell out loud speaking through your nose)
ubeaut
7th April 2003, 07:34 PM
Agerean
fxst
7th April 2003, 09:33 PM
algerian
RETIRED
7th April 2003, 10:29 PM
French
Wayne Davy
7th April 2003, 10:59 PM
Frogs
fxst
8th April 2003, 12:48 AM
dogs of war
Sarge
8th April 2003, 08:19 AM
Italian WW2 Tank, one forward gear and 14 reverse gears
Wayne Davy
8th April 2003, 11:22 AM
RETREAT!!
DaveInOz
8th April 2003, 12:38 PM
Repair
Wayne Davy
8th April 2003, 12:57 PM
Epoxy
John Saxton
8th April 2003, 01:47 PM
Diggers?
Wayne Davy
8th April 2003, 02:09 PM
Tobruk
Wayne Davy
8th April 2003, 10:09 PM
Jerry can What
Sarge
9th April 2003, 08:48 AM
Can Can....mmmmm nice legs :)
John Saxton
9th April 2003, 04:28 PM
Guiness / VB beer chaser
DaveInOz
9th April 2003, 05:00 PM
James Squire Ale -----AMBER
splinter
9th April 2003, 10:02 PM
Pedestrian crossing.
Sarge
10th April 2003, 08:17 AM
Zebra Crossing
fxst
10th April 2003, 10:27 AM
Gnu running
JackoH
10th April 2003, 06:16 PM
A gnother gnu!:)
quandong
10th April 2003, 06:41 PM
On the Gary Gnu show
fxst
10th April 2003, 09:27 PM
I gnu that :D
John Saxton
10th April 2003, 11:39 PM
you Gnu too much
Sarge
11th April 2003, 09:10 AM
I Gno bugger all :)
Grand Poobah
11th April 2003, 09:24 AM
fargenoath
quandong
11th April 2003, 07:16 PM
Any relation to Far Ken Ell ?
Dennis Hill
11th April 2003, 08:07 PM
Does this gentleman work for "Spitz, Phartz & Kophs" the accounting firm by any chance?
fxst
11th April 2003, 10:59 PM
no , Kellys Funeral Parlour. 'You Kill em we chill em' :D
Dennis Hill
12th April 2003, 07:14 AM
Ah, well. This means that we will need the services of "Bender, Badger and Kajoel. Solicitors and Attourneys at Law" too look after the legal side of things. :rolleyes:
JackoH
12th April 2003, 05:57 PM
Thought that was Grabbit and Run:mad:
Dennis Hill
12th April 2003, 06:10 PM
Dash it all, I thought they were a removal and storage company.
Weren't they in the same building as Tugg and Twist, the Dentists?:confused:
Dennis Hill
13th April 2003, 07:12 AM
Could be worse Old Mate!
Some mongrel stole my body and replaced it with one that don't work properly!
quandong
13th April 2003, 07:03 PM
Body snatchers
ooohh :eek:
Dennis Hill
13th April 2003, 07:42 PM
Yeah mate. I used to be young and handsome with dark hair and all that stuff. I looked in the mirror the other day and I dont look a day under 50, I'm going grey and bald and I need to wear high heels if I want to be as tall as I used to be! AND some B!* mongrel has adjusted the weighing machine and it now says I weigh a lot more than I used to.
I now know why Vampires never had mirrors. I looked in my new one the other day and there was this real ugly old bloke in there looking back at me. Do you reckon I should send the mirror back for a refund?:confused:
RETIRED
13th April 2003, 11:38 PM
Back on topic BOYS!!!!!
Wayne Davy
13th April 2003, 11:48 PM
Girls :D
fxst
14th April 2003, 12:39 AM
other???? :D
Sarge
14th April 2003, 08:44 AM
either
JackoH
14th April 2003, 05:57 PM
neither!....
quandong
14th April 2003, 07:29 PM
You say potato....:p
Dennis Hill
14th April 2003, 08:59 PM
Undecided:confused:
Dennis Hill
14th April 2003, 09:02 PM
Toe-May-Toe, tomato. Both make me fa......:rolleyes:
Wayne Davy
14th April 2003, 10:59 PM
Art ;)
John Saxton
15th April 2003, 12:18 AM
wind city
fxst
15th April 2003, 01:36 AM
chicago
Dennis Hill
15th April 2003, 07:45 AM
Like in A-SALT and ......?
Or....."Never Ready"?
Sarge
15th April 2003, 09:18 AM
I'm always ready.......she's never ready :(
JackoH
15th April 2003, 10:00 AM
...incompatible..
Dennis Hill
15th April 2003, 03:56 PM
Inhospitable.
or,
In hospital?
:(
Wayne Davy
15th April 2003, 10:58 PM
Headache :mad: