View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII
John Saxton
12th September 2002, 04:08 PM
incontinance & plastic pants
Shane Watson
13th September 2002, 07:24 AM
Inconsistant plastic parts... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
CountTFit
13th September 2002, 07:51 AM
Incomplete plastic parts......??
prosthetics
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Ivan GD CooKe
aka
CountTFit
Corunetes
13th September 2002, 01:52 PM
amatuer sthetics!
John Saxton
13th September 2002, 09:09 PM
anaesthetics!
Kev Y.
16th September 2002, 10:34 PM
Shopping with 'er indoors!
Eastie
18th September 2002, 04:45 PM
Shopping with er anywhere
fxst
19th September 2002, 12:00 AM
shopping even
ubeaut
22nd September 2002, 09:27 AM
shocking event
AlexS
22nd September 2002, 09:33 PM
Packer whacker
John Saxton
22nd September 2002, 09:39 PM
horse crop!
fxst
22nd September 2002, 10:17 PM
oaten hay
ubeaut
23rd September 2002, 12:07 AM
multigrain bread
JackoH
23rd September 2002, 03:44 PM
A Roll In the Hay!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
John Saxton
23rd September 2002, 08:12 PM
or 69
fxst
23rd September 2002, 10:38 PM
number 96
Kev Y.
23rd September 2002, 11:08 PM
Dorrie and Herb!
ubeaut
24th September 2002, 12:11 AM
Arnold Feather
Eastie
24th September 2002, 11:40 AM
Well helllo sailor
oges
24th September 2002, 05:08 PM
Popeye
Have returned safely from the wedding and honeymoon now! probably going to be spending more time out in the shed these days! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif
Brett
Kev Y.
24th September 2002, 06:11 PM
Olive Oyl
Brett, old son YOU have sooo much still to learn! http://www.ubeaut.biz/crying.gif
John Saxton
24th September 2002, 08:29 PM
Engine Oil
fxst
24th September 2002, 09:42 PM
castor oil
ubeaut
24th September 2002, 11:02 PM
codliver oil http://www.ubeaut.biz/crying.gif
John Saxton
26th September 2002, 08:36 PM
Mother's revenge?
RETIRED
27th September 2002, 08:41 PM
Wooden spoon
Kev Y.
27th September 2002, 10:10 PM
CARLTON FOOTBALL CLUB..
Down with fooball!!!!
roll on SUNDAY!
ubeaut
28th September 2002, 11:58 AM
The Blues
JackoH
28th September 2002, 04:23 PM
Brothers.
oges
30th September 2002, 07:49 AM
sisters
John Saxton
30th September 2002, 04:13 PM
convent
fxst
30th September 2002, 09:19 PM
crucifixion
ubeaut
1st October 2002, 07:12 PM
Holy moly - Click Here (http://www.ubeaut.biz/crux.wav) then Click Here (http://www.ubeaut.biz/britside.mid)
Eastie
2nd October 2002, 10:14 AM
Bring out your dead
John Saxton
2nd October 2002, 08:40 PM
is alive and well ....just won a copy of his 30 #1 hits.
oges
4th October 2002, 09:10 AM
he mows my lawn every second Thursday http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
hmmm I didnt kill this topic did I? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif
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fxst
8th October 2002, 09:22 PM
green green grass of home
(driver reviver )
John Saxton
8th October 2002, 10:42 PM
Tom Jones
JackoH
9th October 2002, 05:19 PM
Shirley Bassey. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
John Saxton
10th October 2002, 12:31 PM
Hey big spender!
ubeaut
14th October 2002, 09:22 AM
Rupert Murdoch
oges
14th October 2002, 06:18 PM
Foxtel
fxst
14th October 2002, 10:29 PM
foxtail aerials
Cliff Rogers
15th October 2002, 12:19 AM
foxtail palms.
growl
15th October 2002, 04:20 PM
wear the fox hat http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
(it works if you say it out loud)
RETIRED
15th October 2002, 08:32 PM
Over his buccaneers????
Kev Y.
15th October 2002, 09:54 PM
in the buccan caves
Neal
15th October 2002, 10:40 PM
Wheres the buccan caves
Eastie
16th October 2002, 10:56 AM
Getz ya spellin right, Buchan hell
John Saxton
16th October 2002, 10:49 PM
Credit card invoice
oges
21st October 2002, 02:09 PM
plastic
barnsey
21st October 2002, 03:06 PM
Rubber
Kev Y.
21st October 2002, 09:52 PM
it ain't easy being green!
fxst
21st October 2002, 11:29 PM
with Miss Piggy around
JackoH
22nd October 2002, 05:57 PM
Frogs!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
John Saxton
22nd October 2002, 08:54 PM
French Toast
ubeaut
23rd October 2002, 01:12 AM
dead letter
oges
23rd October 2002, 07:34 AM
DOA
Tristan Croll
23rd October 2002, 10:24 AM
DUI
RETIRED
23rd October 2002, 03:36 PM
DIY- maybe?
JackoH
23rd October 2002, 06:09 PM
Hour.
Kev Y.
23rd October 2002, 10:19 PM
Time, Gentlemen Please!
JackoH
24th October 2002, 05:38 PM
Bottoms Up! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
AlexS
27th October 2002, 02:39 PM
Bicycle racks!
Corunetes
27th October 2002, 03:02 PM
Sure do.
oges
28th October 2002, 06:52 PM
I do
growl
29th October 2002, 04:18 PM
have a little lamb http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif
fxst
29th October 2002, 08:03 PM
its fleece as white as .........red dust???????
JackoH
1st November 2002, 11:16 AM
Pars! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
JackoH
2nd November 2002, 04:34 PM
SO!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
AlexS
2nd November 2002, 09:08 PM
La
Kev Y.
2nd November 2002, 09:23 PM
DOH!
fxst
2nd November 2002, 10:33 PM
you forgot TEE (for )
John Saxton
3rd November 2002, 09:48 PM
Off 9 or 18?
JackoH
4th November 2002, 04:38 PM
At the 19th.! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
oges
5th November 2002, 09:01 AM
3 under!
Stuart
7th November 2002, 12:31 PM
the weather
Eastie
7th November 2002, 01:44 PM
Beautiful
John Saxton
7th November 2002, 09:46 PM
Wood finish
ubeaut
8th November 2002, 11:47 AM
LIGHTPOLE....... (Esta's bright brother) thought ya wos gunna get a bite didenya? Ha-ha
Stuart
8th November 2002, 12:57 PM
Totem Pole
Eastie
8th November 2002, 03:48 PM
I thought they were called stop’y poles for the number of drivers they’ve stopped. Must have been the Irish accent of the taxi driver.
John Saxton
8th November 2002, 06:18 PM
John Howards Poll
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Johnno
ubeaut
9th November 2002, 09:54 AM
mini frank(fert) - little boy
fxst
9th November 2002, 10:59 AM
Frankinfurter (rocky horror show)
Kev Y.
9th November 2002, 05:18 PM
Franklyn Mint?
John Saxton
9th November 2002, 06:04 PM
Mint Sauce
ubeaut
9th November 2002, 06:08 PM
Ahhhh...... Lamb
John Saxton
10th November 2002, 08:09 PM
hors d'oeuvre
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Johnno
JackoH
11th November 2002, 05:27 PM
a la carte! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif.
Shane Watson
11th November 2002, 09:05 PM
Buffet
oges
12th November 2002, 06:38 AM
buff n polish
JackoH
12th November 2002, 11:51 AM
Your WHAT!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif
Stuart
12th November 2002, 12:54 PM
electric! (watt)
John Saxton
12th November 2002, 08:25 PM
Kettle (ma & pa)?
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Johnno
Kev Y.
12th November 2002, 08:28 PM
mmmmmm
juGGs
fxst
13th November 2002, 03:34 PM
jughead & archie
ubeaut
13th November 2002, 04:30 PM
Sabrina
Kev Y.
14th November 2002, 03:40 PM
as the add says;
BEEP, BEEP
craigb
14th November 2002, 03:48 PM
Roadrunner