Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

[Iain]

Plastic http://www.ubeaut.biz/crowd.gif

[Shane Watson]

Sarcastic http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

[Kev Y.]

soda

[JackoH]

Silly Sod!

http://www.ubeaut.biz/offwall.gif

[This message has been edited by John Hambly (edited 13 June 2002).]

[John Saxton]

Daily Plod

[fxst]

copthat

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[Shane Watson]

Mr Plod! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[JackoH]

`Allo,Allo,Allo`. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[John Saxton]

"What ave we ere then?"

[Iain]

Dixon
http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/manlaugg.gif

[fxst]

nixon

[Eastie]

Screw

[Iain]

Poodles (the pretty Porteous's)

[fxst]

doodles (on paper not rose)

[John Saxton]

A Rose by any other name is still a rose ...and full of thorns...prickly BUGGERS!

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Johnno

[Shane Watson]

Guns'n'Roses

[Kev Y.]

AC/DC (not me)

[JackoH]

Angus! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Iain]

Shortbread

[oges]

long grain

[John Saxton]

clean grain..easy to plane

[fxst]

skips

[JackoH]

Jumps! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Tristan Croll]

Predictability

[fxst]

predictions

[John Saxton]

Nostradamus ....or cosy nostril http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif ( for Knuckles ) wherever he may be!

[Kev Y.]

Fortune teller

[Shane Watson]

Petrol Tanker. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[knuckles]

bloody wanker

I'm watchin youz guys but can't respond eazily

Knuckles in stir.
I luv yez all. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

[fxst]

cranky old timer

[John Saxton]

Model A ....hand start

[fxst]

mrs Palmer .......hand starter

[ubeaut]

Like Knuckles said - Wanker http://www.ubeaut.biz/shame.gif

[fxst]

wattle

[RETIRED]

they think of next?

[oges]

sliced bread

[Kev Y.]

I Can't believe its not BUTTERed

[John Saxton]

Yellow is as yellow does?

[fxst]

canola naturally

[ubeaut]

It's Penola, actually.

[Iain]

Spreadable ????????

[ubeaut]

Cheesy

[Shane Watson]

Greasy!

[fxst]

breezy

[ubeaut]

bloodoath

[Kev Y.]

BLOODBATH - only after the wicked witch from the north has visited!

[fxst]

cauldron

[ubeaut]

"U's" melting pot

[JackoH]

Glue Pot http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Eastie]

Knackery

[Iain]

Vasectomy clinic

[fxst]

family planning

[Kev Y.]

UNplanned family.. Remind me to tell you a story one day!

[fxst]

more like outlaws

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[John Saxton]

Gatecrashers!

[fxst]

Potato mashers

[JackoH]

Spud Bashers! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ubeaut]

bashbrowns

[John Saxton]

vegemite valley intruders

[RETIRED]

Behave.

[fxst]

bee hives

[John Saxton]

No red

[fxst]

theres fred

[fxst]

theres fred

[ubeaut]

Ah Fred ....... The name of my computer.
F#@king Rediculous Electronic Device

It has a scanner that is TWAIN compatible.
TWAIN .... Thing Without An Interesting Name

WAP....... huh?? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

[Iain]

Huckleberry (intellectual content at this ungodly hour)

[John Saxton]

Finn?
Hound?

[fxst]

Zounds!
the hound of course

[John Saxton]

Fox on the run?

[Kev Y.]

TALLY-HO

[fxst]

and log cabin (wood content :> )

[oges]

rip rip wood chip

[John Saxton]

Off to Japan...

[oges]

for 'scientific' study

[fxst]

having a whale of a time

[AlexS]

Thar she blows!

[Kev Y.]

Kernot in Cheryls case, there she S.....

[oges]

sews?

[fxst]

heh heh she blew!!! it?

[JackoH]

Does Gareth smoke cigars? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

[fxst]

well its just a smokescreen

[oges]

windscreen

[Kev Y.]

and bugs guts...

[RETIRED]

Buggered?

[fxst]

flubbered

[ubeaut]

river

[Shane Watson]

Murray Cod...

[fxst]

codswallop

[RETIRED]

Suite?

[Iain]

Stoppers http://www.ubeaut.biz/jawdrop.gif
(Sweet)
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[Corunetes]

Good service

[ubeaut]

thing of the past

[ubeaut]

Your past http://www.ubeaut.biz/crying.gif .....
But not mine..... Nah-nah nah-nah naah naaaah http://www.ubeaut.biz/FLIPA.gif

Jesus Christ...... Super Star!

[fxst]

Lee Marvin .........Wandering star

[Shane Watson]

Shooting Star!

[ubeaut]

Shooting rabbits

[oges]

hare problem

[Eastie]

Advanced 'hare'

[ubeaut]

Yeah yeah

[Iain]

Receding hare
Hare Krishna
Et Al