Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

[HappyHammer]

Toss

[vsquizz]

Steve Waugh

[HappyHammer]

Twin

[John Saxton]

Carbs?

Cheers :)

[Caliban]

protein

[Grunt]

Dna

[Ivan in Oz]

Double Helix...................might be Twins :confused:

[craigb]

Crick & Watson

[Caliban]

Hare and Forbes?????? :confused:

[Kev Y.]

Hair Restorer

[bitingmidge]

Billiard Ball

[silentC]

Pot Black

[craigb]

So's the kettle

[HappyHammer]

Watch

[Dirty Den]

Black Watch

[Caliban]

apartheid

[Geoff Dean]

a part found

[craigb]

a fart pound

[Kev Y.]

Follow through

[Grunt]

Cover Drive

[John Saxton]

Thru Slips

Cheers :)

[HappyHammer]

Matthew Hayden..oops

[Caliban]

Quote
Matthew Hayden

Mayden thew hats

[craigb]

Hats off
(I dips me lid)

[Grunt]

Heads Up

[John Saxton]

display

[Caliban]

show off

[HappyHammer]

Shane Warne

[silentC]

spin doctor

[HappyHammer]

Liar

[Caliban]

Snidley Whiplash

[Grunt]

Dudley Doright

[Kev Y.]

Mounted Mountie

[Caliban]

Nah, holding hands will do!

[John Saxton]

With Vows???? :rolleyes:

[Kev Y.]

a, E, I, O, U

[craigb]

e,i,e,i,o

[Ivan in Oz]

Old McDonald
had a farm.

Count

[silentC]

Mary had a little lamb (the doctors were surprised)

[craigb]

With mint sauce and with peas

[Kev Y.]

Rosemary and Garlic

[John Saxton]

Christopha and red wine :eek: :D

Cheers :)

[Caliban]

Reds always whine.
ps. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him?
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Nothing, he just gave a little w(h)ine. :o
sorry
I'll go now, that's what comes from being around children all day. :D

[Grunt]

How can you tell if there have been elephants in the fridge?
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Foot prints in the butter.

[PlanePig]

Q] What is the black between the elephant's toes ??
A] A slow native!! :D :D

[Caliban]

just to change the line of thinking before it goes where I think it is heading and has to intervene for decency's sake.

Christmas.

[RETIRED]

:D

[Dirty Den]

Grinners are Sinners

[Caliban]

we are miserable sinners... ;)

[Ivan in Oz]

Le Miserables.....................

..were Sinners?


Count

[AlexS]

Les Miserables...saves the world.
(Good on ya Les)

[Caliban]

Ernest saves Christmas

[Dirty Den]

The Grinch who stole Christmas

[bitingmidge]

Mink Stole for Christmas

[craigb]

Too hot for Oz

[Grunt]

Wizard of

[Ivan in Oz]

Zardoz...............

Sean Connery was in it if I remember


Count

[Caliban]

Immortality sux (according to the people in that movie)
Yes Sean Connery was the one.

[oges]

Highlander (covers immortality and sean connery :D )

[Caliban]

xavier Hollander ;)

[Ivan in Oz]

Scotch

Also known as "Cold Tea" in some 'circles'
Sean Connery also came from there, Scotland

[silentC]

Haggis!!

[Caliban]

Howzat

[craigb]

Not out. Missing leg stump

[silentC]

Maaaaaaaaaarvellous

[Ivan in Oz]

Marmalade

[AlexS]

Jam

[craigb]

Lady Marmalade

(voulez vous coucher avec moi, c'est soi?)

Not with me obviously :eek: :eek:

[Christopha]

crumpet (s)

[silentC]

strumpet

[craigb]

slattern

[Termite]

paradise

[Grunt]

No Dice

[Ivan in Oz]

Snake eyes............................

Double ones for those who said they lead a sheltered life. :p

Count

[aljenit]

snake in the grass

[Caliban]

pain in the class (work related joke) ;)

[AlexS]

Piles of work

[Kev Y.]

Phd Piled High and Deep

[Christopha]

Pile of Sh..... oops
hmmm.... thinks......phd?? PHD??? PHD! ..... Camera (press here Dickhead).... yep...
camera

[aljenit]

pi(l)e in the sky

[simon c]

pie and mash

[Dirty Den]

Harrys Cafe de Wheels

[silentC]

Alice's Restaurant

[bitingmidge]

Eight by Ten Glossies

[Grunt]

36DD Falsies

[Ivan in Oz]

Final Encore

[Caliban]

Take a bow

[oges]

n Arrow

[Caliban]

Strait :D

[Kev Y.]

not BENT

[Grunt]

Low Rent

[Caliban]

Heaven Sent

[Kev Y.]

Blind,mute, (younger)woman

:eek: :eek: :eek:
I think this will get me a few points!

[Caliban]

Whose dad owns a pub on a beach with a trout stream running through the back yard,

[Grunt]

and is a major shareholder in Carbatec,

[Kris.Parker1]

Star Trek

[Dirty Den]

7 of 9

[Kris.Parker1]

Lycra, oh wonderful wonderful tight lycra

[John Saxton]

Shape shifters :rolleyes:

[Kris.Parker1]

Ring spanner