Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

[Tankstand]

Trout Almondine

[Grunt]

Kilgore Trout

[fxst]

Atlantic salmon :confused:

[AlexS]

Ella Fishgerald

[John Saxton]

ella come highwater :)

[Caliban]

low (be) tide

[bitingmidge]

Canute

[silentC]

wet feet

[craigb]

cold feet

[oges]

wool socks

[DaveInOz]

great feat

oops brett beat me ..... ummmmm :confused:

cotton jocks :o

[fxst]

uuuuuuum............cotton balls :D

[bitingmidge]

Calamine

[silentC]

Clementine

[craigb]

'49er

[Caliban]

mine err

[silentC]

Mein Kampf

[craigb]

Das Kapital

[DaveInOz]

Doug Anthony All Stars

[HappyHammer]

Twinkle Twinkle

Am I on the right track?

[Grunt]

Ringo Star

[craigb]

Thomas the Tank Engine

[HappyHammer]

Fat controller

[craigb]

Jenny Craig

[HappyHammer]

Ian Hewitson

[Kev Y.]

The only KIWI to find WORK in australia.. :p :rolleyes: ;)

[bitingmidge]

Fat chance!

[vsquizz]

Melbourne Cup

[HappyHammer]

Any excuse for a holiday

[Christopha]

Easter

[HappyHammer]

Bunny

[craigb]

Playboy

[Dirty Den]

Hugh Hefner

[HappyHammer]

Dirty Old Man or is it Lucky Bas$%*d?

[bitingmidge]

painful rash

[silentC]

Mozart

[HappyHammer]

Prodigy

[Grunt]

Heavy Metal

[Dirty Den]

Mercury

[craigb]

Uranium

Den beat me to it.

[DaveInOz]

yellow cake

[HappyHammer]

Orange Poppyseed

[Termite]

Poppyseed. Nanadidnt.

[craigb]

gibberish :D

[Ivan in Oz]

Jibberish..... :p

Count

[Ivan in Oz]

Auh! Strike :confused:

I ment Gobsmacked :rolleyes:

Count
I'll go back into hiding.
'Poota had crashed :(

[HappyHammer]

Another planet

[Grunt]

Another World

[Dirty Den]

Days of our Lives

[Caliban]

dazed and confused

[vsquizz]

Sunday Morning (coming down)

[Kev Y.]

I hate MONDAYS

[Tankstand]

Don't we all? :rolleyes:

[vsquizz]

Boomtown

[Tankstand]

Rats

[Caliban]

of Nimh.

[Kev Y.]

Nimhbin

[Caliban]

Where's ya bin?

[vsquizz]

No, where's ya weelie bin

[HappyHammer]

Evil Knievel

[silentC]

Dale Buggins

[bitingmidge]

Bilbo Baggins

[Kev Y.]

My Precious ;) :rolleyes: :p

[Dirty Den]

Bored of the Rings

[Grunt]

Two gay men

[craigb]

two fat ladies (88)

[HappyHammer]

clickety click (66)

[Caliban]

yakkety yak

[Dirty Den]

Don't talk back

[vsquizz]

Son, when I want your opinion I'll give it to you!

[silentC]

Don't 'Dad' me, I'm your father and I hate you (Ted Bullpit)

[HappyHammer]

My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. (Spike Milligan)

[Ivan in Oz]

Goons

Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe with Michael Bentine

Count

[Caliban]

Don't 'Dad' me, I'm your father and I hate you (Ted Bullpit)

money on the fridge, wog!

[bitingmidge]

Neville

[silentC]

Pink Flamingo

[bitingmidge]

White Car Tyre

[Caliban]

The Great Gatsby

[HappyHammer]

Dodgy Shoes

[craigb]

Dodgy Brothers

[silentC]

The Bewlay Brothers

[HappyHammer]

Brooks Bros.

[Christopha]

Andrews sisters

[HappyHammer]

Indigestion

[Caliban]

QUICK EZE
OR IS IT SPELT QUICKIES? :rolleyes:

[craigb]

Blessed Relief

[HappyHammer]

Vicar Wanking.

[John Saxton]

Stiff collar ;)

[Caliban]

You're nicked (collared), me old vicar!

[Ivan in Oz]

"The Naked Vicar"

Count

[Caliban]

bare facts

[vsquizz]

Pooh Bear

[Tankstand]

100 Acre Woods

[Dirty Den]

Oak Trees

[Caliban]

Druids

[Grunt]

Clerics

[Caliban]

Sod off! ;) (literally????)

[Ivan in Oz]

Peat

[HappyHammer]

Bog

[craigb]

Moss