Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

[AlexS]

Watson?

[Tankstand]

Second

[craigb]

hand

[Grunt]

Foot

[oges]

.. in mouth disease :D

[John Saxton]

mistaken 69

[Bunyip]

Karma sutra (or in need of it)

[AlexS]

Flying 73 (69 with 4 people watching)

[Grunt]

181 (Metric 69)

[craigb]

99

[DaveInOz]

Maxwell Smart

[Dirty Den]

Two To Chew. The chinese 69

[Caliban]

Chewbacca (?)

[Bunyip]

Fur ball

[fxst]

Garfield :D

[craigb]

Sobers

[Dirty Den]

Drunkers

[bitingmidge]

A Skunk

[Grunt]

Sir Stinkalot

[DaveInOz]

Poll Dancer

[silentC]

Chair Dancer

[Bunyip]

cigar(s)

[oges]

Bondi

[Dirty Den]

Lifesaver

[craigb]

Wife swapper (if anybody is old enough to remember the old Bondi Lifesaver nightclub) :D

[Kev Y.]

Good Deal ( swapped my wife for a YOUNGER model, NOT a recommended practice!) :eek:

[bitingmidge]

t-shirt

(got it for my wife)

[John Saxton]

Earl Grey :)

[Tankstand]

Bushells :cool:

[Grunt]

Of wheat

[fxst]

for the miller

[Kev Y.]

Grinder :eek:

[Tonz]

trimmer, tactician, helmsman....

[DanP]

navigator

[Caliban]

explorer
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(navigator won't work with the forum upgrade. ;) )

[silentC]

Microsoft Sucks!

[Tankstand]

Macro hard Blows? :rolleyes:

[Caliban]

blow hard

[Grunt]

low blow

[Dirty Den]

Tyson

[DanP]

Hollyfield

[Tonz]

Chunky ear

[Kev Y.]

frontier (front ear)

[Dirty Den]

back ere

[silentC]

back hoe

[Dirty Den]

digger

[DanP]

soldier

[Bunyip]

toy man

[craigb]

Tool man

[AlexS]

Tiny Tim

[Grunt]

tiptoe

[Bunyip]

step toe

[Ian007]

my sister and her husband

[John Saxton]

relatively soul searching ;)

[Kev Y.]

relative humidity ( we all know the punch line)

[craigb]

relative humidity ( we all know the punch line)

I don't :confused:

[Geoff Dean]

Relative Humidity.....the trickle of sweat that runs down your back as you are shagging your sister in law. :D :D :D

[Dirty Den]

theory of relativity
(talking about how to get the Siter in law into bed)

[John Saxton]

:D one fallen apple does not equate to one cherry picked!

[Caliban]

it seems sex is boring.
so it follows that incest (as discussed hereabouts) is relatively boring, so it follows that necrophilia would have to be.....

[craigb]

illogical?

[Grunt]

Spock

[AlexS]

...dead boring.

People who are into sadism, bestiality and necrophilia are flogging a dead horse.

[Tankstand]

Watching paint dry.

[Tonz]

watching the grass grow.

[Tankstand]

Santa Anna

[Caliban]

Santa Gertrudis
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Sorry, but I live in the country now, some of it has to rub off. :p

[Kev Y.]

a LOAD of BULL

[bitingmidge]

Bollocks!

[Caliban]

Buttocks.
(as in Incontinentia buttocks. ;) )

[Grunt]

Ar se

[Caliban]

Ah So!

[Grunt]

Mr. R. Swipe and his friend Mr. R. Sole

[Kev Y.]

To paraphrase the great(?) John Elliot "PIGs Rse" :p :o :cool:

[Dirty Den]

Porcine Glutius Maximus

[silentC]

Bigus Dickus

[craigb]

Welease Woger !

[bitingmidge]

Roger the Dog ??

[silentC]

Roger the cabin boy :eek:

[craigb]

Master Bates

[silentC]

Seaman Staines

[DaveInOz]

Pugwash the (pervert) Pirate :eek:

BTW - it is not true (http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.htm)
OOps SilentC beat me :o

[silentC]

(incidentally: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.htm 'tis a shame... :( )

[craigb]

dog bath

[Kev Y.]

Dogs Breath..

[bitingmidge]

hair's breadth

[RETIRED]

the last few entries:D

[AlexS]

Break & enter

[Tonz]

Smash and Grab

[craigb]

Grabbett and Runn (well known firm of lawyers :p )

[Dirty Den]

Bodgit and Swindle (Antiqes Dealers)

[Bunyip]

string and sealing wax

[craigb]

baling wire and twine

[silentC]

Bush Mechanic

[AlexS]

Bush lawyer

[Grunt]

Bush Tucker

[craigb]

kangaroo court

[Bunyip]

kangaroo stew

[Tankstand]

Hot Skippy

[AlexS]

Bare feet