Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

[Christopha]

flatulence

[AlexS]

Inflation

[Tonz]

Interest Rates

[oges]

rising

[bitingmidge]

bad moon

[Grunt]

Creedence

[Caliban]

reputation

[Grunt]

Damaged



Havo, I think it goes i before e except after c except before gh (freight) or after w as in weird except in science.

[bitingmidge]

goods

[Caliban]

excess baggage

[Geoff Dean]

See attached thread.
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?t=8892
and click on attached thumbnail. :D :D :D

Geoff

[Grunt]

Jugs

[Caliban]

Uh Naught

[Kev Y.]

Naughts and Crosses

[Grunt]

Chicken Crosses

[bitingmidge]

Why?

[popawisky]

why not

[craigb]

mad if you don't

[silentC]

damned if you do

[Tonz]

paradox

[Grunt]

Chicken Pox

[Bunyip]

Stinky sox

(stinky's sox? :D )

[DaveInOz]

box

[Tonz]

sox in box (with apologies to Dr Suess) :)

[Caliban]

infection ;)

[Bunyip]

Ebola virus :eek:

[AlexS]

Ebola soup?

[Bunyip]

any one-a for-a pizza?

[Caliban]

polly wanna pizza your mumma's sweet ass

[Grunt]

Crackers

[Bunyip]

yeah - I'm still at work :(

[oges]

bludger :D

[Tankstand]

Duck! (Quidditch)

[Tonz]

Golden Snitch...

[Caliban]

dobber (eg. I'll tell mum)

[Tankstand]

Boy Scout (dib dib dob...) ;)

[Caliban]

International scout (second rate 4wd :p )

[Tankstand]

International Harvester

[Bunyip]

Header

(I hope we get to take it out of the shed his year :( )

[craigb]

Goaaaaaaallllll !!!!!

[Caliban]

No goal, offside. :eek:

[Tankstand]

Onside

[Caliban]

inside

[Tonz]

Outside
In a box
Upside down :)

[AlexS]

Short back & sides

[John Saxton]

:) crewcut

[Tankstand]

Redundancies

[Bunyip]

Tumultuous


(or a new table saw :rolleyes: )

[Caliban]

quote ...."or a new table saw?"
.
.
.
.
stinky :D

[Grunt]

Slack Jaw

[Kev Y.]

yokel (cleetus by name)

[Tankstand]

Yodel

[Tonz]

Irritating bellowing noise

[Grunt]

Fart

[craigb]

... in a cathedral

[bitingmidge]

welcome

[Bunyip]

exotic dancer

[Caliban]

line dancing (proof that ugly people can have fun too.)

[Grunt]

Over the Line

[Kev Y.]

Winner :p

[Tankstand]

Elation

[John Saxton]

Elavation :rolleyes:

[Tonz]

Elevation :rolleyes:

[Grunt]

Up lifting

[oges]

weight lifting

[Caliban]

strong man

[Bunyip]

Steroids http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/blackeye/Eyecrazy.gif

[craigb]

Anna Bolic (she was a BIG gal)

[Tonz]

Anna Nicole Smith (She is too.. :) )

[Grunt]

Boobies (Technical Term)

[AlexS]

The fallen madonna with the big boobies (from 'ello 'ello)

[John Saxton]

big mistakes :eek:

[Tankstand]

Faux Pas

[Kev Y.]

OOOPPPPSSS!!!! ;)

[Ian007]

***k

thats spelt with a ph by the way :eek:

[craigb]

phair dinkum?

[Bunyip]

U-beaut :D

[John Saxton]

& the lovelyPauline :)

[Kev Y.]

so who is the EVIL Dick Dastardly?

[Caliban]

Not the fabled visitor ?:eek:

[Tankstand]

Nana Visitor mmmm :p (It's a Trek thing)

[craigb]

Silly clothes

[Caliban]

"live long and prosper" type of trek?

[Kev Y.]

"Going boldly where no man........." ;) :cool:

[woodymarts]

horses all of them?

woodymarts

[Tankstand]

Neigh!

[Tonz]

Aye.

[craigb]

aargh Jim lad (pirate talk)

[Bunyip]

X marks the spot

[Grunt]

I like a bit of X

[craigb]

What about XXXX ? (Can't stand the stuff myself :D )

[Dennis Hill]

Problem::
Let (X) = An unknown Quantity.
Therefore,
(X+X+X+X) = Your Tax refund.

[Kev Y.]

Xpert

[Caliban]

extra...?????

[Grunt]

Etcetera

[Caliban]

Yul Brynner

[Tankstand]

Tha King and I


African or European? :D

[craigb]

Elvis ? (Costello that is)

[Kev Y.]

Abbott and Costello ( and I dont mean those political clowns Peter and Tony either!!)

[Tonz]

Who's on first?