Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

[Kev Y.]

Uni-cycle

I am sorry to see that the grammer police have struck again!:cool:

[John Saxton]

Graduate>postgraduate>>>>etc

[craigb]

Jim,

Why don't you try getting a life instead of being so bloody anal ?


recycle.

[Caliban]

Craigb
I'm so glad you took the bait!:D :D :D

I'm not Anal, that's 's job.;)

Someone has to do the horrible job of upholding literary standards on this wonderful BB, besides my advice is free, I could charge the going rate of $50 per hour but for you, my friends, my skills are offered free. but wait there's more, sooner or later I'll make a typo and won't you all have fun then, I'll be hoist on my own petard(?)
Don't take it personally, I'm just a S#$t stirrer.
Sorry (really) if I offended you.
I do have a life but up here in God's own country, the sun does funny things to our sensibilities.
Cheers
Jim
ps once I've hassled you you're off the hook and it's someone else's turn to tell me to get stuffed. It's a tough job but ever since Doorstop left the burden has fell on my shoulders. Sigh, woe is me, be nice you lot I'm old and tend to drool.

[Caliban]

Alex
I see you've been on the feceiving end of the femininazis.

my post

unicycle

cheers
Jim

[echnidna]

Jim

Someone has to o the horrible job of upholding literary standards on this wonderful BB,

Don't take it personally, I'm just a S#$t stirrer.

It seems your standards have already slipped, did you step on your own petard.

I can't find the word S#$t in my dictionary.

Using non-existent words isn't setting a good example.

[silentC]

bollocks :D

[Kev Y.]

bullocks bollocks

[Barry_White]

Looks like the word nazi's are try to take over this post too. How about back to the subject.

Bullock Team

[Caliban]

I will not bite Bazza:D

Football team (don't mention Bulldogs in this neck of the woods;) )
cheers
Jim

[DaveInOz]

STORM

:D

[silentC]

in a teacup :D

[DaveInOz]

C-cup ;)

[Geoff Dean]

not where I live

[Caliban]

bra burners down there?:confused:

[Kev Y.]

AFTER burners

[Caliban]

Jet plane

[AlexS]

Rocket fuel

[silentC]

Rocket Man

[JackoH]

David Bowie.;)

[Dean Baumgartne]

Spiders

[Tonz]

from Mars

[Geoff Dean]

Ziggy played guitar...

[Caliban]

major Tom

[AlexS]

Minor chord

[oges]

morris minor

[craigb]

morris dancer

[Barry_White]

Tap Dancer

[Tonz]

Rap Dancer

[craigb]

cRap Dancer

[Caliban]

mine orchard

[AlexS]

Land mine

[silentC]

Land Ho!

[Tonz]

Garden Hoe

[Geoff Dean]

Jerry Springer Ho

[JackoH]

Merry Christmas. Ho,Ho, Ho!

[fxst]

bah humbug:D

[silentC]

Scrooge

[Kev Y.]

McDuck

[craigb]

Do you want fries with that?

[Tonz]

Shoestrings?

[Dean Baumgartne]

Velcro

[Geoff Dean]

slip ons

[Caliban]

strap on
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the plastic;)

[JackoH]

Please! Not the Whip!!!:cool:

[Tonz]

Sadomasochism

[Caliban]

Sadie the cleaning lady

[Tankstand]

The Voice :cool:

[Kev Y.]

John Laws .....

[Christopha]

outlawses......

[oges]

bush rangers

[Caliban]

Jessie James

[Tonz]

Monster Garage

[JackoH]

Sale!... :D

[Kev Y.]

Sold....

(damn the 10 character minimum!!!! :( )

[Caliban]

sold...
Damn, missed another bargain.

[oges]

...auction

[Caliban]

...suction.

[silentC]

.......cup

[Caliban]

runneth over

[Tonz]

squashed...

[oges]

road kill.

[Dean Baumgartne]

cafe......

[Caliban]

Would you like flies with that?

[Geoff Dean]

Chinese McDonalds :D

[Caliban]

Aaar Yessss
Flied Lice, you plick :D

[oges]

Sum Dum Chit

[Ian007]

dont you mean :eek: #hit

[Kev Y.]

Special High Intensity Training

[Caliban]

i wish I could remember all the variations of Special High Intensity Training,
I remember the Initials and they were
HOT Special High Intensity Training
RAT Special High Intensity Training
BULL Special High Intensity Training
Surely someone else can remember what Rat, Hot and Bull stood for. :confused: :confused: :confused:
I remember thinking it was pretty clever. ;)

[Dean Baumgartne]

Cow Pie....

[fxst]

oh poop :D

[Kev Y.]

poop on the POOP DECK

[Tonz]

Scrub the Decks

[JackoH]

Splice the Mainbrace!.. :cool:

[craigb]

Shiver me timbers !

[Ian007]

timbers???
must go to the shed now!

[Caliban]

pop eye....

[AlexS]

Olive Oyle

[John Saxton]

and SPINACH :p

[PlanePig]

Brutus !!!!

[AlexS]

and Wimpy
(boy, are we showing our age!)

[JackoH]

Sweetpea & Bluto..(not Brutus, PP.) :p

[oges]

Pluto.....

[silentC]

Pluto Pup (hotdog in batter)

[Tonz]

Venus Kitten

[craigb]

Mars Bar ..

[silentC]

Mars Needs Guitars

[Geoff Dean]

Ziggy played Guitar.....

[Caliban]

haven't we been down the David Bowie road before on this thread?
Spiders from Mars

[fxst]

ashes to ashes

[Tonz]

life cycle

[AlexS]

Motor cycle

[silentC]

Motor Mouse

[JackoH]

Motor Mouth! :p
.
(Spelling nazi :mad: )

[Kev Y.]

Rev Head

(Abolish the 10 character limit on new posts! :mad: )

[skot]

Head Master

[oges]

principal

[AlexS]

Principle (the last refuge of the scoundrel)

[Caliban]

Compromise (with apologies to Robert Palmer)