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Tankstand
22nd December 2003, 08:44 AM
Stitches

(2000th reply!) :D

Caliban
22nd December 2003, 04:00 PM
Dropped:eek:

John Saxton
22nd December 2003, 09:34 PM
Bass (as in voice change)

Caliban
22nd December 2003, 10:05 PM
fish (as in bass)

Tankstand
23rd December 2003, 07:20 AM
Chips

Grunt
23rd December 2003, 01:07 PM
Wood


Amazing, finally back on something to do with woodwork.

Caliban
23rd December 2003, 01:35 PM
Rot

JackoH
24th December 2003, 09:00 AM
Spalting.:D (lovely)

Shane Watson
24th December 2003, 09:10 AM
spawning

Ivan in Oz
24th December 2003, 09:43 AM
Spitting [Chips]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Haven't we been here B4

Ivan

Tankstand
24th December 2003, 11:22 AM
rain

Merry Christmas:D

Caliban
24th December 2003, 12:01 PM
Deer (dear?);)

AlexS
24th December 2003, 08:58 PM
Rudolph

Caliban
26th December 2003, 02:57 PM
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!

vcohen
26th December 2003, 03:45 PM
Forecaster

Grunt
26th December 2003, 09:25 PM
Beer


Always the first thing I think of.:D

Caliban
27th December 2003, 05:28 PM
Big Pete

Tankstand
27th December 2003, 10:35 PM
bog (Peat) (no offense!):D

vcohen
28th December 2003, 10:22 AM
Gob (I'm lysdecix):D

Caliban
28th December 2003, 09:12 PM
did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac philosopher?

He used to lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Which brings me to my answer

Dog:D

Grunt
28th December 2003, 10:42 PM


Or should it be trud?

I'm a member of the SDA (Australian Dyslexic Society)

vcohen
29th December 2003, 09:33 AM
No....
It should be


Durt

(also member of SDA):D

Caliban
29th December 2003, 05:15 PM
cheap (or peach) depends how dyslexic you are

cheers
Jim (also member of DSA????):D

Tankstand
30th December 2003, 11:43 AM
Chape? (A metal tip or mounting on a scabbard or sheath.)

I've always been a SAD member! :D

Caliban
30th December 2003, 08:22 PM
Shape (we can only be SAD for so long.)

Ivan in Oz
31st December 2003, 09:55 AM
> Shape

Paste.

It's my fingers which are dyslexic.

Ivan @ Work

oges
31st December 2003, 03:28 PM
perkins

AlexS
31st December 2003, 04:25 PM
gherkins

minis4meau
1st January 2004, 01:16 AM
Beatles

Whoops, sorry, thought you said jerkin -
"A sleeveless, hip length pullover that provides good coverage of one's vitals with a minimum of weight"

Caliban
1st January 2004, 10:26 PM
mania

Tankstand
2nd January 2004, 09:40 PM
Personia :D

Kev Y.
2nd January 2004, 10:12 PM
REXONA

oges
7th January 2004, 08:43 AM
Old Spice :D

andreg
7th January 2004, 11:40 AM
all spice

JackoH
7th January 2004, 04:18 PM
Smells nice!.. http://www.ubeaut.biz/smiledunny.gif

belly
7th January 2004, 06:16 PM
Huon Pine

AlexS
7th January 2004, 10:26 PM
Hue & cry

vcohen
8th January 2004, 08:31 AM
Humble & Shy

Cheers

Kev Y.
8th January 2004, 04:18 PM
Neil

Grunt
8th January 2004, 06:16 PM
Kneel

Tankstand
9th January 2004, 10:44 PM
Down

oges
12th January 2004, 10:47 AM
under :p

craigb
12th January 2004, 11:00 AM
pants

Tankstand
12th January 2004, 11:47 AM
Ants

Kev Y.
12th January 2004, 08:43 PM
picnic guests

oges
13th January 2004, 07:28 AM
yogi bear

JackoH
13th January 2004, 08:56 AM
Baseball!!... http://www.ubeaut.biz/zzzsleep.gif

oges
14th January 2004, 11:39 AM
homer (no not him)

Christopha
14th January 2004, 01:08 PM
sexual

Tankstand
14th January 2004, 02:28 PM
Bi! :D

minis4meau
14th January 2004, 02:35 PM
'ello!
Barbara

AlexS
14th January 2004, 10:28 PM
...sailor!

Kev Y.
15th January 2004, 05:18 AM
sea man

oges
15th January 2004, 08:59 AM
captain

Christopha
15th January 2004, 09:48 AM
Pugwash

craigb
15th January 2004, 10:16 AM
Rodjer the cabin boy :)

aljenit
15th January 2004, 03:20 PM
jolly roger

Christopha
15th January 2004, 04:07 PM
Roger the lodger the sod!

oges
16th January 2004, 07:11 AM
buck rogers

AlexS
16th January 2004, 08:02 AM
Space cadet

DaveInOz
16th January 2004, 09:23 AM
Roger Ramjet

Tankstand
16th January 2004, 01:51 PM
and his Eagles

DaveInOz
16th January 2004, 01:53 PM
the famous Test Eagles

oges
16th January 2004, 01:59 PM
test tickles what they gotta give those Elmo things before they sell them :D

We must know the same jokes:D .

Neil
18th January 2004, 08:14 AM
balls

Christopha
18th January 2004, 02:48 PM
muvvers in lawses

Kev Y.
19th January 2004, 07:07 PM
Wicked witch of the north east!

craigb
21st January 2004, 03:00 PM
Which witch ?

JackoH
21st January 2004, 04:02 PM
Witch Doctor?... http://www.ubeaut.biz/scared2.gif

Grunt
21st January 2004, 04:04 PM
Doctor Death

Caliban
21st January 2004, 08:34 PM
bad breath

Tankstand
21st January 2004, 08:52 PM
An Ill Wind

Kev Y.
21st January 2004, 09:02 PM
Too many onions

Caliban
21st January 2004, 10:22 PM
Too much fandango

Grunt
21st January 2004, 10:45 PM
Takes two to tango

craigb
23rd January 2004, 09:09 AM
in Paris

oges
23rd January 2004, 07:29 PM
Hilton

Tankstand
23rd January 2004, 10:38 PM
Paris Hilton mmmmmm!:D :p

Tankstand
24th January 2004, 05:17 AM
Floozie! :D

JackoH
24th January 2004, 09:17 AM
Ho!..:rolleyes:

Kev Y.
27th January 2004, 08:55 AM
Yo-Yo

craigb
27th January 2004, 03:30 PM
Ma

Christopha
27th January 2004, 03:50 PM
Baker

craigb
28th January 2004, 09:31 AM
Bonnie & Clyde

oges
28th January 2004, 09:52 AM
bullets

oges
2nd February 2004, 07:06 AM
gun

craigb
2nd February 2004, 01:54 PM
dog

DaveInOz
2nd February 2004, 03:48 PM
loaded

AlexS
2nd February 2004, 10:19 PM
question

craigb
4th February 2004, 12:57 PM
hard word

JackoH
4th February 2004, 05:36 PM
Diamond.:)

Caliban
4th February 2004, 06:32 PM
in the rough

John Saxton
4th February 2004, 10:15 PM
House

oges
5th February 2004, 07:29 AM
green

AlexS
5th February 2004, 07:53 AM
It's not easy being...

fxst
5th February 2004, 10:58 PM
kermit:rolleyes:

Kev Y.
6th February 2004, 05:27 AM
Politcian

(what kemit is not, but both will have someone's hand up their ar... sorry , Back)

craigb
6th February 2004, 09:15 AM
spawn of Satan

Grunt
6th February 2004, 08:49 PM
Prawn of Satin

JackoH
7th February 2004, 08:42 AM
Sawn Off Shotgun.... http://www.ubeaut.biz/smileygun.gif