Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

[rob_tassie]

rude bugger (usually in the front bar about 11:30 pay friday night)

[Caliban]

a friend in need?

[oges]

can go buy his own tools :D

[craigb]

and toys :p

[Caliban]

Christmas

[JackoH]

Bah.. Humbug.. http://www.ubeaut.biz/areindeer.gif.. http://www.ubeaut.biz/noel.gif

[oges]

scrooge

[craigb]

Tiny Tim

[DaveInOz]

Tim-Tams (god bless them everyone!)

[rob_tassie]

Tim who?

[Caliban]

Dr. Who

[rob_tassie]

Tardis

[ozwinner]

ReTardis
Sorry

[ubeaut]

New bitumen

[ozwinner]

Sticky tyres

[rob_tassie]

Sticky Date ( er,,, pudding that is:rolleyes: )

[Caliban]

Any Port (in a storm)

[fxst]

VO invalid (port)

[AlexS]

Medicinal purposes only

[Caliban]

excuses

[AlexS]

alibi

[JackoH]

Lies.:mad:

[craigb]

Statistics ;)

[fxst]

cheque is in the mail

[Caliban]

of course I'll respect you in the morning...

[vcohen]

Trust me!

[oges]

car salesman

[vcohen]

Carcinogen

[gatiep]

It won't hurt, did it ?

[AlexS]

Quickie!

[Caliban]

Quiche
which reminds me
of the joke about Wayne Carey (of AFL fame and adultery notoriety)
anyway Wayne moved to a new club in a new town.
Some of his new team mates took him out to dinner.
The waitress gave them a menu, one bloke ordered the salad, another a steak etc etc, and Wayne looked at the waitressand said I think I'd like a quickie, whereupon she slapped his face and delivered a tirade about him being a famous footballer and being given a second chanceetc, and how dare he insult both her and his long suffering wife. Then she stormed off.
His team mate leaned over and said
Wayne, I think it's pronounced Keesh!
cheers
Jim

[vcohen]

Cliche

[Ivan in Oz]

Che

That's
Che Guevara

[DaveInOz]

Reds under the beds

[John Saxton]

cold war (even in summer)

[Dean]

steve waugh

[JackoH]

Tugga!. :)

[oges]

plugga

[ozwinner]

BIG stupid bugga'

[Caliban]

toyota

[John Saxton]

4 wheel Dakota

[Caliban]

Sioux (Indians)

[JohnM]

sue (lawyers)

[Caliban]

scoundrels

[oges]

dirty rotten..

[AlexS]

Dry rot

[Tankstand]

Tie the knot

[vcohen]

Roped In

[JackoH]

Doped out!..http://www.ubeaut.biz/offwall.gif

[Caliban]

under the thumb

[AlexS]

Bald spot

[Grunt]

Foot Rot


Is this how people get to post 100's of messages and become senior members?

[DaveInOz]

The Dog

[craigb]

and bone

[oges]

turnings

[Tankstand]

Yearnings

[Christopha]

Income Tax :(

[Wood Borer]

cobblers

[Caliban]

Dare I say


doorstops

[John Saxton]

draughts

[fxst]

windy:D

[Grunt]

Bombers


Those who live in the states where they play real football will understand.

[DaveInOz]

Cross Country Basketball :rolleyes:

[JackoH]

Aerial ping-pong.:mad:

[Caliban]

Christmas sing - song

[John Saxton]

Myer music Bowl......Neils got tickets

[ubeaut]

All gone.....

[Tankstand]

And for a Song!

[Tankstand]

Sorry, here we go, back on track. :D


Tenor

[vcohen]

Senor

[Caliban]

manuel

[fxst]

labour:D

[vcohen]

Tomorrow (Maybe, maybe not!)

[oges]

never comes

[Caliban]

Donny Osmond

[Tankstand]

Teeth!

[JackoH]

False...:D

[Caliban]

falsies (as in boobs)

[oges]

silicone

[AlexS]

Dunce cap

[vcohen]

Deception


(I wonder if two silicone falsies would be 'siliconeses' or 'silicii'???!!???):D

[oges]

reception

[craigb]

conception

[vcohen]

In debt son!

[Caliban]

depth (as in only the depth varies)

[John Saxton]

Skin......as in Shallow

[vcohen]

Veneer

[Caliban]

chipped

[oges]

potatoes

[Tankstand]

Mashed

[vcohen]

My Shed

[Kev Y.]

Wife Free Zone

[Caliban]

wife free zone.

Hmmmm.

wife freezer?

how about frigid

[AlexS]

Bigamy: One wife too many.

Monogamy: The same thing.

Monotony

[Caliban]

One, Tony?

[Iain]

Wonton;
(Chinese ute, wonton ute:( )

[Caliban]

hussy

[JackoH]

Harlot.;)

[Caliban]

Ha! Lot.
Pillar of salt.

[vcohen]

Laugh a lot!