View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII
craigb
14th October 2003, 10:01 AM
Ther's a hole in the bucket !
Dennis Hill
14th October 2003, 02:11 PM
And the Federal Budget as well!
oges
15th October 2003, 08:08 AM
surplus
Zed
15th October 2003, 04:32 PM
but still NO Freakin' tax breaks for the little bloke!
Neo
15th October 2003, 05:12 PM
Reverse Discrimination
(Why should it be just the little blokes who get tax breaks!!!)
AlexS
15th October 2003, 07:16 PM
noitanimircsiD
Dennis Hill
15th October 2003, 08:16 PM
I'll der rink ter dat! Hic! Bleech!;)
rob_tassie
16th October 2003, 10:38 AM
Red red wine, goes to my head. Makes me forget that I'm still on my own.
Rhinestone Neil (oh and UB40something)
DaveInOz
16th October 2003, 12:29 PM
Purple puke
Kev Y.
16th October 2003, 12:42 PM
Barney the Purple dinosaur (kids character )
Neo
16th October 2003, 03:32 PM
sick 'em Rex
Ivan in Oz
16th October 2003, 03:50 PM
Rin Tin Tin
Did you know that she was a Bitch....I mean that nicely;)
Ivan @ Work
JackoH
16th October 2003, 05:21 PM
Lassie?.:(.(She was a dog, sometimes!):D
oges
16th October 2003, 07:42 PM
cujo
Dennis Hill
16th October 2003, 08:22 PM
If my Mother-in-law was a flower, I'd use Roundup on her!
:)
Zed
17th October 2003, 02:39 PM
Monsanto
rob_tassie
20th October 2003, 10:29 AM
Methinks my MIL is a bleedin flower. Seen Little shop of Horrors?
TRIFFID!!!!
DaveInOz
20th October 2003, 10:33 AM
Triffic (as in good, not NZ Car congestion)
Ivan in Oz
20th October 2003, 10:41 AM
Toffee
Like getting STUCK up to your back teeth
in Triffic Jams:D
Ivan in Oz @ Work
JackoH
20th October 2003, 10:58 AM
Apple.:rolleyes:
(Would that be Triffic Gems?)
craigb
20th October 2003, 11:06 AM
and Pears
DaveInOz
20th October 2003, 05:18 PM
canteloupe(s)
(btw doorstop, how'd you and your bald mate get your heads in there?)
Zed
20th October 2003, 05:21 PM
coconuts
(as in i've got a lovely bunch of...)
rob_tassie
20th October 2003, 11:14 PM
A swift kick in the ......
craigb
21st October 2003, 02:27 PM
goolies
JackoH
21st October 2003, 04:00 PM
Ghosties!:eek:
oges
21st October 2003, 04:58 PM
Pumpkins
craigb
23rd October 2003, 11:52 AM
Jack O Lantern
DaveInOz
23rd October 2003, 02:23 PM
K12
(the K9 KKK)
Tankstand
24th October 2003, 04:10 AM
School (K12 = Kindy to Matriculation)
oges
24th October 2003, 04:58 PM
of fish ( where they must be whenever i go fishing! :D )
craigb
24th October 2003, 05:08 PM
fingers
skot
26th October 2003, 04:50 PM
sasquatch
oges
28th October 2003, 02:09 PM
yeti
craigb
28th October 2003, 02:16 PM
bunyip
JackoH
28th October 2003, 05:20 PM
Mythical Beatht!.
AlexS
29th October 2003, 07:47 AM
Immaculate conception
Zed
29th October 2003, 07:55 AM
There aint no such thing - its illogical!
DaveInOz
29th October 2003, 09:49 AM
Misconception
Ivan in Oz
29th October 2003, 10:16 AM
MisconSCREWED
AlexS
30th October 2003, 07:53 AM
Corkscrewed
oges
31st October 2003, 08:37 AM
twist top
JackoH
31st October 2003, 08:53 AM
Spinning Top .;)
Termite
31st October 2003, 12:44 PM
TOP Hat:p
craigb
31st October 2003, 02:29 PM
and Tales :)
fxst
2nd November 2003, 06:26 PM
grimms fairy tales:D
AlexS
3rd November 2003, 08:08 AM
Grim reaper
DaveInOz
3rd November 2003, 09:48 AM
Melancholy mower
craigb
3rd November 2003, 10:51 AM
Sad scyther ;)
fxst
3rd November 2003, 01:39 PM
and his horse Binky :D
DaveInOz
3rd November 2003, 04:05 PM
Mort
AlexS
3rd November 2003, 07:02 PM
d'Arthur
fxst
3rd November 2003, 10:00 PM
Miss Susan:D
oges
4th November 2003, 06:48 AM
Miss Jane
fxst
4th November 2003, 08:48 PM
mistress
AlexS
4th November 2003, 09:34 PM
something between a mister and a mattress
Barry_White
5th November 2003, 10:11 AM
Pyjamas
craigb
5th November 2003, 10:39 AM
on Bananas :)
Termite
5th November 2003, 10:54 AM
Banana split
oges
6th November 2003, 06:43 AM
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork :D
craigb
6th November 2003, 03:38 PM
Gobbledegook :)
JackoH
6th November 2003, 05:29 PM
Officialese!.:eek:
DaveInOz
7th November 2003, 09:41 AM
Buzz words
Ruffy
7th November 2003, 06:28 PM
Acronyms
rob_tassie
9th November 2003, 03:46 PM
confusion
JackoH
10th November 2003, 08:52 AM
Silly Fossical..;)
rob_tassie
10th November 2003, 03:11 PM
Emannual Kant was a real ant
But not as bad as schlagel
Eydecker, Eydecker was a boozy beggar.... etc
Monty Python
Caliban
10th November 2003, 09:23 PM
shrubbery
ubeaut
10th November 2003, 11:41 PM
rubbery
AlexS
11th November 2003, 07:57 AM
Anothery
DaveInOz
11th November 2003, 09:40 AM
your shout
JackoH
11th November 2003, 05:06 PM
HELP!:D
oges
11th November 2003, 06:12 PM
desk
Caliban
11th November 2003, 09:08 PM
lamp
AlexS
11th November 2003, 09:16 PM
lampoon
Dean
11th November 2003, 11:34 PM
Bang!
fxst
11th November 2003, 11:40 PM
clang
craigb
12th November 2003, 09:06 AM
Dang
AlexS
12th November 2003, 06:27 PM
ding
oges
12th November 2003, 06:51 PM
dong
Caliban
12th November 2003, 08:15 PM
on the head
craigb
13th November 2003, 03:02 PM
Fred
Caliban
13th November 2003, 08:53 PM
stool
John Saxton
13th November 2003, 09:33 PM
Motions
Caliban
13th November 2003, 09:46 PM
pictures
(I thought you'd say Pigeon)
JackoH
14th November 2003, 08:45 AM
movies.
DaveInOz
14th November 2003, 12:12 PM
Judith
Caliban
14th November 2003, 03:53 PM
(Don't listen to that)Welsh tart
craigb
14th November 2003, 04:26 PM
Cornish Pastie
Christopha
14th November 2003, 04:26 PM
Carbohydrates!!!!!:eek:
rob_tassie
14th November 2003, 06:36 PM
fire hydrant
John Saxton
14th November 2003, 07:25 PM
water water everywhere
rob_tassie
14th November 2003, 07:39 PM
and not a rod in sight
Caliban
14th November 2003, 09:22 PM
blind Freddy
JackoH
15th November 2003, 08:12 AM
And the Dreamers..:D
John Saxton
15th November 2003, 09:12 AM
Tyre kickers
Caliban
16th November 2003, 07:49 PM
brown bombers
craigb
18th November 2003, 09:08 AM
Grey Ghosts (in Sydney anyway)
oges
18th November 2003, 09:20 AM
ghost gums
JackoH
18th November 2003, 04:11 PM
Missing teeth!;)