View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII
JackoH
12th September 2003, 06:07 PM
Zoom, zoom, zoom..:p
rob_tassie
15th September 2003, 02:13 AM
Mazda
Neo
15th September 2003, 10:47 AM
mad az a ..............
oges
15th September 2003, 08:55 PM
..Victorian :rolleyes:
Sarge
15th September 2003, 09:29 PM
The Excitement State
rob_tassie
16th September 2003, 02:02 AM
Only if your from south OZ!!!
rob_tassie
16th September 2003, 02:04 AM
the state of delerium
JackoH
16th September 2003, 09:09 AM
D.T.'s. http://www.ubeaut.biz/beersmiley.gif
DaveInOz
16th September 2003, 11:42 AM
re-toxification
Dennis Hill
16th September 2003, 07:58 PM
A lcohol I nduced D izzy S pells.;)
fxst
16th September 2003, 09:25 PM
jober as a sudge I am:cool:
Geoff Egan
16th September 2003, 09:34 PM
Piston broke
John Saxton
18th September 2003, 11:59 PM
reds under the bed
rob_tassie
19th September 2003, 01:38 AM
redhead (doorstops alter-ego?)
Neo
19th September 2003, 11:00 AM
DOODAH!!!!
From the ribald baudy ditty, 'Redheads Take It Up The Bum, Doodah, Doodah'
And before all you ranting redheads go off your blood nuts, my whiskers are red..........so there.
oges
19th September 2003, 08:16 PM
Poobah
John Saxton
19th September 2003, 08:46 PM
HWMBO
Neo
22nd September 2003, 12:54 PM
handbrake
AlexS
22nd September 2003, 09:58 PM
Piston broke
Sarge
23rd September 2003, 04:19 AM
Flat broke
Neil
23rd September 2003, 06:41 AM
bad joke
DaveInOz
23rd September 2003, 09:24 AM
Knock, Knock ...
Neil
23rd September 2003, 11:04 AM
HANDS OFF!!! :mad:
Neo
23rd September 2003, 01:55 PM
bugger!!
craigb
23rd September 2003, 02:52 PM
Off !!
Ivan in Oz
23rd September 2003, 03:54 PM
Pizz Auf!!
Ivan in Oz [at Work]
Sarge
24th September 2003, 03:34 AM
Pizza with extra beer
Ivan in Oz
24th September 2003, 07:57 AM
Beer'n there, Darn that.
oges
24th September 2003, 07:58 AM
socks
JackoH
24th September 2003, 08:37 AM
SEX!:D
DaveInOz
24th September 2003, 10:35 AM
I'd hate to be one of Johns socks :eek:
um ....... Headache
silentC
24th September 2003, 03:22 PM
Tax Return :mad:
craigb
24th September 2003, 03:22 PM
Hangover
(silentc beat me by milliseconds)
Sarge
25th September 2003, 02:05 AM
Mine hangs way over the belt... I'll have to have another beer and think about dieting :)
AlexS
25th September 2003, 08:46 AM
verandah
andreg
25th September 2003, 09:11 AM
pergola
craigb
25th September 2003, 10:06 AM
over the toolshed
Ivan in Oz
25th September 2003, 11:09 AM
Toadstool
DaveInOz
25th September 2003, 02:58 PM
frog balls!!
John Saxton
25th September 2003, 05:22 PM
& french fries
AlexS
25th September 2003, 08:10 PM
chip...chip...chippies!
oges
27th September 2003, 08:48 AM
vinegar
Ivan in Oz
27th September 2003, 09:59 AM
Salt and
Ivan in Oz
rob_tassie
29th September 2003, 11:34 AM
battery
John Saxton
29th September 2003, 08:41 PM
12volt 15 plate
AlexS
29th September 2003, 10:06 PM
electroplate
Sarge
29th September 2003, 10:14 PM
Hot plate
Ivan in Oz
29th September 2003, 10:18 PM
Hot Pants
AlexS
30th September 2003, 08:34 AM
Fur lined seat cover
Neo
30th September 2003, 12:00 PM
furphy
rob_tassie
30th September 2003, 02:15 PM
Murphy ('s law)
Ivan in Oz
30th September 2003, 03:10 PM
Coleslaw
yum!!
JackoH
30th September 2003, 06:39 PM
Old King Cole.:p
Sarge
30th September 2003, 07:55 PM
Nat King Cole
John Saxton
30th September 2003, 08:15 PM
Natalie Cole
oges
30th September 2003, 09:14 PM
lump of coal
Dean
1st October 2003, 06:54 AM
'Coaled' Chisel :D
AlexS
1st October 2003, 08:49 AM
Case hardened
Dennis Hill
1st October 2003, 06:39 PM
Hard Case.
rob_tassie
1st October 2003, 06:55 PM
hard attack
Sarge
2nd October 2003, 02:49 AM
Hard on
Well some idiot had to say it :)
Ivan in Oz
2nd October 2003, 05:21 AM
> Hard on :eek:
> Well some idiot had to say it
Hadrian's Wall
Dennis Hill
2nd October 2003, 06:15 AM
Soft Centre
AlexS
2nd October 2003, 08:28 AM
Cherry ripe
JackoH
2nd October 2003, 09:26 AM
Cherry Picker.;)
rob_tassie
2nd October 2003, 09:42 AM
nose picker
craigb
2nd October 2003, 10:05 AM
nit picker
DaveInOz
2nd October 2003, 10:48 AM
kicker
rob_tassie
2nd October 2003, 01:47 PM
rib sticker
craigb
2nd October 2003, 03:54 PM
stilletto
oges
3rd October 2003, 08:47 PM
Stihl
fxst
4th October 2003, 01:50 AM
skill:D
rob_tassie
4th October 2003, 09:47 PM
still
(Oban 14 year old single malt, in case your wondering - mmmmmm NICE)
AlexS
5th October 2003, 12:57 PM
Breakfast (of champions)
Ivan in Oz
5th October 2003, 03:19 PM
Morning
Glory,
can I say that?
Yes, I just did :)
JackoH
5th October 2003, 04:42 PM
Matinee..(Same thing only later!:D )
Shane Watson
5th October 2003, 05:01 PM
encore
John Saxton
5th October 2003, 10:54 PM
ray ray ray
rob_tassie
6th October 2003, 10:59 PM
Manta
JackoH
7th October 2003, 09:15 AM
Fanta...:rolleyes:
craigb
7th October 2003, 10:06 AM
size
Dean
7th October 2003, 10:21 AM
the bigger the better
AlexS
7th October 2003, 07:24 PM
...the tighter the sweater
DaveInOz
8th October 2003, 11:07 AM
twin peaks
oges
9th October 2003, 09:34 AM
tweaks
Zed
9th October 2003, 11:40 AM
Mistweaks,
oops sorry - mistakes.
craigb
9th October 2003, 11:57 AM
Miss takes
Zed
9th October 2003, 12:10 PM
the cake
Ivan in Oz
9th October 2003, 01:46 PM
And eat it.
Thank you
Weird Al Yankavic
DaveInOz
9th October 2003, 02:32 PM
or no jelly :mad:
Zed
9th October 2003, 02:48 PM
wrestling
rob_tassie
10th October 2003, 10:26 AM
with my concience (im told some of us have one of these :rolleyes: )
DaveInOz
10th October 2003, 10:39 AM
Jimminy Cricket
rob_tassie
10th October 2003, 12:42 PM
Jumpin' Jimminy
Zed
10th October 2003, 02:28 PM
Mick Jagger
(Think about it......)
craigb
10th October 2003, 03:39 PM
Surely you mean:
Sir Michael Shagger (as Private Eye magazine refer to him)
;)
rob_tassie
13th October 2003, 01:08 PM
Austin Powers
Dennis Hill
13th October 2003, 07:16 PM
....Makes you vomit for hours
Baby.
oges
14th October 2003, 07:41 AM
bucket
Zed
14th October 2003, 08:44 AM
as in "better get me a bucket"
(aka - Mr Creosote)