Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

[John Saxton]

Honourable Slattern

[craigb]

Oxymoron

[fxst]

intelligent pollies

[Dennis Hill]

An imposible dream.....

[BobGilmour]

... or an impostor

[John Saxton]

Taxman

[Dennis Hill]

Jack the Ripper-offer.

[DaveInOz]

Jack plane

[fxst]

Jack Schitt

[rufazguts]

Schidt Hodt

[AlexS]

Schmidt house

[rufazguts]

Renervaters dream

[DaveInOz]

suitable for student accomidation

[craigb]

Pig Sty

[fxst]

guy fawkes

[oges]

forks

[DaveInOz]

runcible spoon

[craigb]

good for mince and pieces of quince?

[Neo]

quaintly punk

[oges]

pink :confused:

[Geoff Egan]

panther

[JohnM]

breathless

[JackoH]

Drunk!:(

[Dennis Hill]

....On Metho and boot polish!

[Wood Borer]

On Ethanol and Beaut Polish

[Dennis Hill]

......Brewed in a bathtub and aged overnight...

[fxst]

add a lit match and give him a fright.......

[oges]

fireball

[Dennis Hill]

Bar-B-Que!

[Geoff Egan]

Steaks and Duff hhhmmmmmm

[Wood Borer]

Homely

[craigb]

Ugly

[Dennis Hill]

Say no more!
(Just in case the heavy mob come a knockin).

[DaveInOz]

nudge, nudge, .. wink, wink ;)

[Eastie]

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system

[JackoH]

Your mother smells of Elderberriessss!. and I fart in your general direction"..:mad:
.
(Penola)...http://www.ubeaut.biz/bash.gif

[Dennis Hill]

Biological warfare!
Get out the gas masks!!!!!:confused:

[Geoff Egan]

Smells like CROW cooked in the humble way

[rob_tassie]

ego? footballers?



CAPPER!!

[Shane Watson]

Crapper

[Dennis Hill]

Oooooohh! Those shorts! OOOOOH! Aaaaaah!
Oh, you said "Crapper"!
Well, one fits the other fairly comfortably.
;)

[fxst]

dapper

[Geoff Egan]

Dan

[craigb]

DeLion

[oges]

de plane! de plane!

[DaveInOz]

de feet

[rob_tassie]

defeat? Ironic from a storm supporter


CARN 'A Sainters (oh, 'ats right, we lost that one. Dang!)


Oh, er um....
de feet... >Legs. >Who wrote dem legs? > Puckoon

MILLIGAN!!! (as in the late grate Spike)

[Wood Borer]

de knees

[JackoH]

De-feat..:D

[Dennis Hill]

No idea?
:confused:

[John Saxton]

Cochlear

[AlexS]

Implant

[DaveInOz]

re-pot

[craigb]

pot black

[Dennis Hill]

Nimbin Gold......
:cool:

[John Saxton]

HOT mama :D

[Dennis Hill]

Cool dude.
:cool:

[AlexS]

Ice maiden

[DaveInOz]

Iron Maiden

[Neil]

Iron Butterfly :(

[DaveInOz]

Hot flat butterfly :eek:

[craigb]

Madam butterfly

[JackoH]

Moth Balls..:D

[fxst]

hair ball:D

[Wood Borer]

hair brain

[Dennis Hill]

Brain dead

[John Saxton]

real sloooow mo

[Dennis Hill]

Opium.
(slow working dope)
:rolleyes:

[AlexS]

Draino - clean round the bend

[rob_tassie]

Harpo (also round the bend)

[John Saxton]

Chico roll

[rob_tassie]

ROLL IN THE HAY

[fxst]

needle in the haystack

[craigb]

Shadoop Wah Dah !

[DaveInOz]

Shadup You Face

[Dennis Hill]

Eh!
Take-a your false-a-teeth-a, put-a dem in-a your back-a pocket and-a bite-a your bum!
:D

[Simple]

Mama Mia

[Geoff Egan]

Papa Guisseppe

[JackoH]

Big Mamma.:D

[Dennis Hill]

The Mommas and the Poppas.
(Yes I am that old)
:cool:

[rob_tassie]

History (never repeats - split enz)

[John Saxton]

Mystery Train (elvis)

[rob_tassie]

chatanooga choo choo

Or as Rodney Rude put it

Pardon me Roy but aint that the cat that chewed your new shoes

[fxst]

orange blossom special (johnny cash)

[craigb]

Take the A train

[DaveInOz]

The 'A' Team

[rob_tassie]

A team?

B brief

[craigb]

C you later

[rob_tassie]

d plane, de plane

[rob_tassie]

ee bah goom

[Dennis Hill]

'F-er-vescent?
:confused:

[oges]

schweppes

[craigb]

G wizz

[Neo]

Buck's Fizz

[AlexS]

...and doesn't do the biz any good either

[Dennis Hill]

Well, that's show biz!

[John Saxton]

in the fast lane

[Neil]

Varooooom.............. http://www.ubeaut.biz/auto.gif

[oges]

Holden ..passing a ford

[DaveInOz]

sit down, shut up, HOLD ON