View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII
zymurgy
21st July 2003, 01:25 PM
Boring
Geoff Egan
21st July 2003, 09:32 PM
Oxford St. yarns
fxst
21st July 2003, 10:13 PM
queer cloth?
Geoff Egan
21st July 2003, 10:59 PM
Uniting church garment?
Sarge
21st July 2003, 11:02 PM
Sunday clothes
oges
22nd July 2003, 08:06 AM
sunday roast
craigb
23rd July 2003, 02:56 PM
leg of lamb
AlexS
23rd July 2003, 05:05 PM
Mint sauce
zymurgy
23rd July 2003, 06:42 PM
Condiment
Sarge
24th July 2003, 01:15 AM
Italian Grass
craigb
24th July 2003, 10:22 AM
Mafia informer
Tristan Croll
24th July 2003, 10:34 AM
Optimus Prime (the godfather of transformers)
Simple
24th July 2003, 02:53 PM
Prime mover
craigb
24th July 2003, 03:03 PM
pantechnicon
Dennis Hill
24th July 2003, 08:11 PM
A real "Mover and Shaker" Huh?
Johnno
24th July 2003, 09:36 PM
Don't we get back to the rotatable Pelvis here?
Johnno2
fxst
24th July 2003, 11:17 PM
Elvis ??:D
Sarge
24th July 2003, 11:22 PM
The King
Dennis Hill
25th July 2003, 07:35 AM
Queen
oges
25th July 2003, 07:40 AM
Jack
Dennis Hill
25th July 2003, 08:01 AM
High-Lift hydraulic
DaveInOz
25th July 2003, 10:51 AM
High-lift Hash:eek:
Sir Stinkalot
25th July 2003, 11:09 AM
Hash Browns ... urrr
Dennis Hill
25th July 2003, 04:11 PM
Kent-ukky fried cat (sorry, chook)
AlexS
25th July 2003, 05:01 PM
Long-tailed rabbit
fxst
25th July 2003, 06:22 PM
underground mutton
Shane Watson
26th July 2003, 10:16 AM
lamb chops
zymurgy
26th July 2003, 11:25 AM
Shari Lewis
Geoff Egan
26th July 2003, 12:30 PM
Geppetto
Kerf
26th July 2003, 12:53 PM
Wooden heart
Wooden head
Dennis Hill
26th July 2003, 05:53 PM
Sawdust for Brains
craigb
28th July 2003, 02:29 PM
Makeover show presenter !
Dennis Hill
28th July 2003, 02:54 PM
All smoke and mirrors by the dodgy builder brothers!
Wayne Davy
28th July 2003, 03:06 PM
"Mate, can you PAY upfront so I can pick up all the materials? Don't worry, I'll be back."
craigb
28th July 2003, 03:29 PM
Sure, the cheques in the mail !
DaveInOz
28th July 2003, 05:30 PM
Cheque Mate!
Dennis Hill
28th July 2003, 08:55 PM
Cheques made by Perilli Rubber?
Boiiiiiiiing....... Boiiiiiing........Boiiiing!
John Saxton
28th July 2003, 10:10 PM
Latex liquidation
Wayne Davy
28th July 2003, 11:24 PM
Kinky
Sarge
29th July 2003, 06:23 AM
Thats SIR to you :)
Dennis Hill
29th July 2003, 06:53 AM
Ooooooooh, I do love a forcefull man in uniform!
Er-Hem, yes, well........
craigb
29th July 2003, 03:57 PM
Stormin' Norman ?
Dean
29th July 2003, 04:35 PM
what storm? where?
DaveInOz
29th July 2003, 04:41 PM
Melbourne Storm
See avatar :)
andreg
29th July 2003, 05:51 PM
Kic a Vic (AFL)
oges
29th July 2003, 08:13 PM
aerial ping-pong
Shane Watson
29th July 2003, 10:54 PM
Table tennis
John Saxton
29th July 2003, 10:59 PM
NEXT bottle of red please deuce(juice)
BobGilmour
29th July 2003, 11:48 PM
hangover .... hic
buurrrrrrrrrrrrp
Wayne Davy
30th July 2003, 12:15 AM
Love, pass me the Herron :(
Dennis Hill
30th July 2003, 07:55 AM
Herrons are really tough to eat, wouldn't a chook taste better?
craigb
30th July 2003, 11:48 AM
not if it's rubber chicken
Dean
30th July 2003, 11:52 AM
Red Rooster Rubber Chicken
John Saxton
30th July 2003, 08:20 PM
more bounce per ounce
Dennis Hill
30th July 2003, 08:41 PM
Big Red.....Kangaroo (burger)?
AlexS
30th July 2003, 10:44 PM
Wallaby Bob's brother
Dean
30th July 2003, 10:47 PM
Bob Hope R.I.P
craigb
31st July 2003, 10:10 AM
No Hope
Simple
31st July 2003, 10:22 AM
Lost Hope
fxst
31st July 2003, 11:06 AM
great white hope?:D
oges
31st July 2003, 05:31 PM
great white shark
fxst
31st July 2003, 11:58 PM
great australian bite :D
Mc
1st August 2003, 01:42 AM
Great Scottish bite:
Haggis.................... or gi us a quid wull ya.
AlexS
1st August 2003, 08:43 AM
Jock's trap
craigb
1st August 2003, 11:43 AM
athletic support
Neo
1st August 2003, 12:02 PM
over the shoulder boulder holder
Dennis Hill
1st August 2003, 12:47 PM
Double-barrel slingshot?
John Saxton
4th August 2003, 10:12 PM
M&M's Mammary Maintainers
Wayne Davy
4th August 2003, 11:40 PM
Mmmm... Chocolate Milk
Sarge
5th August 2003, 07:49 AM
Rum Chocolate
AlexS
5th August 2003, 08:53 AM
Rum Negrita...aka Buka Meri
craigb
6th August 2003, 03:21 PM
Bloody Mary
JackoH
6th August 2003, 06:37 PM
Oath.:D
(I tried to order as caraffe of red at the Bourke RSL a couple of weeks ago, and the barman said "What's a caraffe?!)
Dennis Hill
6th August 2003, 08:11 PM
Bloody Heck!
(John, I am suprised the bloke didn't get you one of those Giraffes instead.)
John Saxton
6th August 2003, 10:26 PM
Red Dawn
Sarge
7th August 2003, 07:35 AM
Red Baron
AlexS
7th August 2003, 08:56 AM
Going down in flames
DaveInOz
7th August 2003, 11:12 AM
red hair
(but only if its their natural colour)
craigb
7th August 2003, 12:27 PM
Blue
Wood Borer
7th August 2003, 02:29 PM
Black and Blue
Simple
7th August 2003, 02:49 PM
Tickle me pink
Tristan Croll
7th August 2003, 03:03 PM
Deep Purple
craigb
7th August 2003, 03:58 PM
Moody Blues
(whiter shade of pale?)
DaveInOz
7th August 2003, 04:48 PM
teenage depression
DarrenSmith
8th August 2003, 08:06 AM
PMS
Sarge
8th August 2003, 08:24 AM
My Wife
John Saxton
8th August 2003, 12:50 PM
with a knife
craigb
8th August 2003, 03:29 PM
trouble and strife !
Dennis Hill
8th August 2003, 08:04 PM
Story of my life........:(
Neo
12th August 2003, 11:41 AM
handbrake
BobGilmour
12th August 2003, 12:05 PM
Sir Francis Drake
DaveInOz
12th August 2003, 12:10 PM
Daffy Duck
Neo
12th August 2003, 12:32 PM
fluffy duck
Dennis Hill
12th August 2003, 12:34 PM
Count Quackula (the vampyre duck)!
JackoH
12th August 2003, 04:23 PM
Fuzzy duck! Does he what!:D
DaveInOz
12th August 2003, 04:26 PM
Nucking Futs :rolleyes:
AlexS
12th August 2003, 07:29 PM
12" shifter
Johnno
12th August 2003, 08:44 PM
One foot at a time...
Johnno2
fxst
12th August 2003, 10:01 PM
regal
Dennis Hill
13th August 2003, 09:00 PM
Vice Regal.
(or Vice Versa?)