View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII
John Saxton
30th April 2003, 08:22 PM
plus a tin o' baked beans
Neil
1st May 2003, 12:14 AM
pfhart
mikmaz1
1st May 2003, 12:59 AM
blazing saddles
Dennis Hill
1st May 2003, 07:08 AM
Cowboy Bubble Bath.
sunshine
1st May 2003, 07:31 AM
Horse-trough Hootenanny..............:D Yippeeeeeeee
Sarge
1st May 2003, 08:49 AM
Cowgirl ...... My favorite :)
sunshine
1st May 2003, 09:43 AM
HI..........YO..................SILVER......................:p
Dennis Hill
1st May 2003, 01:21 PM
Wait for me Keem-o-sa-bey! Tonto comes to.
.
Tonto always did make me wonder just a little bit.
DaveInOz
1st May 2003, 01:46 PM
Come! we go.
ubeaut
1st May 2003, 02:04 PM
Away!
Sarge
1st May 2003, 03:04 PM
Up Up and Away
DaveInOz
1st May 2003, 05:00 PM
TAA hostess :p
Dennis Hill
1st May 2003, 08:14 PM
Fly TAA, the deadly way!
Or
Chance-et (it) with Ansett.
John Saxton
1st May 2003, 08:38 PM
or a blue virgin
Dennis Hill
1st May 2003, 08:51 PM
In bed with Quaint-Ass? Must be Blue with cold!
AlexS
2nd May 2003, 09:08 AM
mile-high club (would 3' do?)
Sarge
2nd May 2003, 09:25 AM
3'.... wow.... is your nickname horse ??
DaveInOz
2nd May 2003, 10:03 AM
3 feet high club (train) :D
Dennis Hill
2nd May 2003, 05:05 PM
Six feet under (Underground train!)
Johnno
2nd May 2003, 10:51 PM
Ooh you are naughty...
John Saxton
2nd May 2003, 11:24 PM
only when I'm asked:)
Dennis Hill
3rd May 2003, 05:00 PM
Whaaat? Speak up! who asked about what? I'm losing the plot again!
ubeaut
3rd May 2003, 06:33 PM
deaf
Johnno
3rd May 2003, 06:49 PM
deafinately. I'm getting a bit confused - are we supposed to have a couple of young blonde bimbos floating around in here?
knuckles
3rd May 2003, 06:52 PM
AND DUMMM:mad:
RETIRED
4th May 2003, 12:20 AM
Founded
fxst
4th May 2003, 02:19 AM
1895
Dennis Hill
4th May 2003, 08:02 AM
1895?????? (1985????)
Wasn't that the year that Doorstop was found with those 2 blue virgin hostesses?
John Saxton
4th May 2003, 12:42 PM
1999 ...the year of our good board BB
Neil
4th May 2003, 12:51 PM
Live for today for tomorrow we........ Who knows?
TODAY
Dennis Hill
4th May 2003, 01:06 PM
AAAAh, straight and smooth as a board !
JackoH
4th May 2003, 05:09 PM
Smooth as a babies bottom...:D
Shane Watson
4th May 2003, 06:42 PM
Niece & Nephew's....hehe....had a coupla visitors last weekend which relate to this.....
Dennis Hill
5th May 2003, 06:50 AM
Shane, this sounds ominous!
Sarge
5th May 2003, 02:46 PM
Son's & Daughter's
John Saxton
5th May 2003, 05:40 PM
siblings
quandong
5th May 2003, 06:11 PM
Rivalry
Dennis Hill
5th May 2003, 07:55 PM
Mummys and Daddys
AlexS
6th May 2003, 08:46 AM
Doctors & nurses
JackoH
6th May 2003, 10:37 AM
'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours':)
Eastie
6th May 2003, 12:38 PM
:eek: What's That ?
ubeaut
6th May 2003, 01:36 PM
:eek: What the?
Dennis Hill
6th May 2003, 01:39 PM
Magnifying Glass or Microscope??????;)
ubeaut
6th May 2003, 05:09 PM
dumb!!!
ubeaut
6th May 2003, 05:13 PM
F-CK I missed U
DaveInOz
6th May 2003, 05:52 PM
I've heard (herd) that if you push their head through the fence it helps. Probably the last time you'll say F*ck I missed ewe.
New Zealand
knuckles
6th May 2003, 06:10 PM
F*ck I miss the other 8 fingers I used to have. :( Oh well.
Newcastle
John Saxton
6th May 2003, 08:33 PM
Brown good drop:p
Dennis Hill
6th May 2003, 09:20 PM
Yes Doorstop, changed from Prozac to Zoloft and now I really see the world from a diferent angle.
Wayne Davy
6th May 2003, 11:52 PM
Glue!!?!?
sunshine
7th May 2003, 06:39 AM
Ra.... ta.... tat.....tat.........:D
Oh, well... better late than never.......:(
Dennis Hill
7th May 2003, 09:54 AM
Fully automatic nail-gun!!!!! Yee-Ha!!
JackoH
7th May 2003, 02:35 PM
AK47... http://www.ubeaut.biz/smileygun.gif
Dennis Hill
7th May 2003, 02:51 PM
Roberts .500 Magnum for the really dificult nailing tasks!
John Saxton
7th May 2003, 08:22 PM
Stanley...Brad Gun
mikmaz1
8th May 2003, 12:53 AM
professor plum
sunshine
8th May 2003, 03:39 AM
Plum(b) bob......................:rolleyes:
Sarge
8th May 2003, 04:29 AM
Bob down and .............
knuckles
8th May 2003, 08:40 AM
Ben Dover :eek: - A line that is often heard in stir.
DaveInOz
8th May 2003, 10:46 AM
Phil McRevice:eek:
Wayne Davy
8th May 2003, 04:09 PM
They sound like the two english gentlemen...
Ben Down and Phillip Mecrack
John Saxton
8th May 2003, 08:32 PM
SMUT
She must use toilet
Dennis Hill
8th May 2003, 08:53 PM
this discussion seems to be heading for the sewage treatment works at Bondi.
Wayne Davy
8th May 2003, 10:49 PM
Beach! What a nice Pair :cool:
RETIRED
8th May 2003, 11:57 PM
2
fxst
9th May 2003, 01:34 AM
2x4 (good size for hitting things)
Sarge
9th May 2003, 03:14 AM
4x4, out among the trees
Wayne Davy
9th May 2003, 11:23 AM
Gum Trees! (where's my chainsaw)
oges
9th May 2003, 06:40 PM
Koala
Dennis Hill
9th May 2003, 08:16 PM
Hanging around till Gum Leaves
(Just had to steal a line from a golden oldie)
John Saxton
9th May 2003, 08:19 PM
Eucalyptus Oil
Dennis Hill
9th May 2003, 09:21 PM
clears the head!
Neil
10th May 2003, 01:40 AM
http://www.ubeaut.biz/chainsaw.gif
Wayne Davy
10th May 2003, 04:21 PM
Ouch! Headache
Dennis Hill
10th May 2003, 04:57 PM
Panadol and Pot coctail.
knuckles
11th May 2003, 12:15 AM
DOPE and dis means yous!!!
Dennis Hill
11th May 2003, 08:45 AM
I got a mate called "Opium", he's a slow working dope.
Shane Watson
11th May 2003, 04:55 PM
Soap on a rope!
Wayne Davy
11th May 2003, 10:14 PM
means more socks and jocks :(
Dennis Hill
12th May 2003, 08:00 AM
Or a trip to....... Bunnings!!!!! YeeeHa.
Neil
12th May 2003, 10:36 AM
DH
John Saxton
12th May 2003, 12:56 PM
Lawrence...............author
DaveInOz
12th May 2003, 01:23 PM
of Arabia ............. nutter
Wayne Davy
12th May 2003, 01:55 PM
Camel
Johnno
12th May 2003, 02:01 PM
non-smoker
Johnno 2
Dennis Hill
12th May 2003, 03:30 PM
Arabian Nights
Sir Stinkalot
12th May 2003, 04:50 PM
Boogie Nights
Wayne Davy
12th May 2003, 04:57 PM
Afro <img src="http://www.suburbia.com.au/~morpheus/smilies/afro.gif">
JackoH
12th May 2003, 06:02 PM
Aspro...http://www.ubeaut.biz/bash.gif
Sir Stinkalot
12th May 2003, 06:33 PM
Bugs
Neil
12th May 2003, 06:44 PM
Microsoft :mad:
John Saxton
12th May 2003, 08:30 PM
Viagra
Wayne Davy
12th May 2003, 10:20 PM
Pole vault
Sir Stinkalot
12th May 2003, 10:29 PM
Tatiana Grigorieva (http://www.tatiana.com.au/)
Wayne Davy
12th May 2003, 10:36 PM
Tatoo!
mikmaz1
13th May 2003, 01:01 AM
yahoo serious
Kev Y.
13th May 2003, 02:45 AM
Austen Tacious
Neil
13th May 2003, 11:29 AM
DRAG QUEEN
Dennis Hill
13th May 2003, 01:59 PM
OOOOOOH, Ducky!:p
Wayne Davy
13th May 2003, 02:39 PM
Rubber