View Full Version : Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII
ubeaut
16th April 2003, 12:49 AM
Not tonight, I have a headache. :mad:
EXCUSE.
Sarge
16th April 2003, 09:02 AM
Dust it with panadol
No Excuses
Wayne Davy
16th April 2003, 09:58 AM
KIDS !
DaveInOz
16th April 2003, 12:46 PM
Nappies :eek:
fxst
16th April 2003, 03:02 PM
stinky
Dennis Hill
16th April 2003, 08:11 PM
NECKING (on the decking leads to kidz)
[and remember that:
kids in the back seat cause accidents
and
Accidents in the back seat cause kids]
:rolleyes: :)
Sarge
17th April 2003, 09:06 AM
Thats the story of my life :)
oges
17th April 2003, 09:10 AM
biography
Sarge
17th April 2003, 09:26 AM
Geography
Kev Y.
17th April 2003, 02:24 PM
National geographic (only for the articles)
Wayne Davy
17th April 2003, 05:00 PM
Bouncing MELONS
Dennis Hill
17th April 2003, 08:22 PM
PawPaw Mellons??? WaterYouThink-aThose-aMellonsEh?
John Saxton
17th April 2003, 09:32 PM
D cup
Dean
17th April 2003, 10:00 PM
milk bottles
Wayne Davy
17th April 2003, 10:05 PM
Sometimes, I wish I was a BABY again :D
Sarge
18th April 2003, 08:03 AM
Baby Spice...... yum :)
ubeaut
18th April 2003, 10:26 AM
Old Spice
John Saxton
18th April 2003, 04:04 PM
Top'n Tail
fxst
18th April 2003, 07:15 PM
loverly sail
Wayne Davy
18th April 2003, 09:51 PM
Those Nails are for the other side of the house. :rolleyes:
Dennis Hill
19th April 2003, 07:26 AM
Well put them in that PAIL and take them over later.
Sarge
19th April 2003, 08:17 AM
Theres a hole in my bucket :D
ubeaut
19th April 2003, 11:11 AM
dear Liza, dear Liza
JackoH
19th April 2003, 11:59 AM
Tackless.
Dennis Hill
19th April 2003, 02:28 PM
Tack-hammer.
fxst
19th April 2003, 09:32 PM
Tic toe tack
Dennis Hill
20th April 2003, 07:30 AM
Tacked-on tacky
Sarge
20th April 2003, 07:58 AM
Ticky Tape
JackoH
20th April 2003, 10:35 AM
Durex.
.
.(English brand of sticky tape, caused much mirth amongst the office girls my first job in Oz. :D)
Dennis Hill
20th April 2003, 03:42 PM
Trojan (Horse)
Wayne Davy
20th April 2003, 05:02 PM
Greek
quandong
20th April 2003, 05:31 PM
Cuppalodays :p
Sarge
21st April 2003, 07:42 AM
Cup Holder Days ????
Is that like winning the Melbourne Cup :D
Dennis Hill
21st April 2003, 08:10 AM
What size cup?
John Saxton
21st April 2003, 12:30 PM
36C
Dennis Hill
21st April 2003, 03:55 PM
Ah.. one of those dangerous.....
......Double-barrel sling-shots (AKA. catapults).
Wayne Davy
21st April 2003, 10:02 PM
Over the shoulder Boulder holders :D
Dennis Hill
22nd April 2003, 07:40 AM
Melon MOLDERS...;)
Sarge
22nd April 2003, 08:48 AM
I want to get reincarnated as a bra..... with my luck I'll end up with a cross dresser :)
Dennis Hill
22nd April 2003, 10:52 AM
Dear Sarge,
worry not. You may end up with the "best of both worlds"!
.
.
.....Bad dresser......
.
.
(This could be me)! ;)
JackoH
22nd April 2003, 06:38 PM
Hestia! ( Back to the subject fellas.Thought I'd get in first ):p
RETIRED
22nd April 2003, 06:57 PM
Holds Every Size T## In Australia.
Berlei?
Thanks John:D
John Saxton
22nd April 2003, 08:06 PM
Burley ...fish tucker
Johnno
22nd April 2003, 09:25 PM
bush cook - tucker ******
Dennis Hill
23rd April 2003, 07:12 AM
(Rember these?)
.
Boob Tubes.
Sarge
23rd April 2003, 09:16 AM
Bikes Toobs
Dennis Hill
23rd April 2003, 08:06 PM
Raceing Bikes, Town Bikes, Comfort Bikes or Off-road Bikes?
Johnno
23rd April 2003, 10:23 PM
biker dykes? (cringe)...
John Saxton
23rd April 2003, 11:10 PM
Flapjacks
Kev Y.
24th April 2003, 02:09 AM
Mudflaps
Dennis Hill
24th April 2003, 07:55 AM
Western * Star.
RETIRED
24th April 2003, 09:04 AM
Truckie
Sarge
24th April 2003, 09:44 AM
Interstaters
Dennis Hill
24th April 2003, 04:34 PM
"Bitumen Boeings"
sunshine
25th April 2003, 08:19 AM
"Anthracite, also"
where the heck have I been????:D
ubeaut
25th April 2003, 12:43 PM
Anthraquinone
AlexS
25th April 2003, 10:06 PM
Mellow yellow
fxst
25th April 2003, 10:54 PM
saffron
Wayne Davy
25th April 2003, 11:20 PM
Saffron - My Mate just told me it cost $11,000 AUD per Kilo !!
sunshine
26th April 2003, 04:19 AM
Saffy/ Ab Fab:eek:
Dennis Hill
26th April 2003, 07:06 AM
Hey!
I got plenty of ....Ab-Flab.....
ubeaut
26th April 2003, 08:01 AM
Ab sail
JackoH
26th April 2003, 09:42 AM
Abba Dabba.:D
RETIRED
26th April 2003, 10:17 AM
Doo!
John Saxton
26th April 2003, 12:16 PM
Barney
Kev Y.
26th April 2003, 04:21 PM
Purple Dinosaur
Dennis Hill
26th April 2003, 04:44 PM
(It was a one eyed, one horned, flying) ...Purple People Eater...
ubeaut
26th April 2003, 05:48 PM
Playin rock n roll music from a hole in his horn.
Short shorts
Neil
26th April 2003, 08:10 PM
:D BOMB :D
Dennis Hill
26th April 2003, 08:12 PM
.....Muster.......
(muster bean somfin I 8)?
Dennis Hill
27th April 2003, 06:50 AM
Mate, with my "cooking" you gotta b quik, it has that sort of effect!
sunshine
27th April 2003, 06:54 AM
PEE......YOU..........!!!!:D
John Saxton
27th April 2003, 07:40 PM
in the SOUP
Dennis Hill
27th April 2003, 08:43 PM
P 'n Am Soup?
fxst
27th April 2003, 09:47 PM
irish stew
Neil
28th April 2003, 12:32 AM
chew n spew
Dennis Hill
28th April 2003, 06:25 AM
Kent-ukky F'd Chucken
Sarge
28th April 2003, 09:14 AM
Zingers
JackoH
28th April 2003, 09:40 AM
Bangers.:)
fxst
28th April 2003, 08:02 PM
'puters
John Saxton
28th April 2003, 08:52 PM
Shooters
mikmaz1
29th April 2003, 12:10 AM
poofters!
am i aloud to say it
Neil
29th April 2003, 02:23 AM
nope and ya can't say wankers either.
freckle puncher:eek:
Dennis Hill
29th April 2003, 07:06 AM
But aren't they nicer than ..... Bankers.....?
Sarge
29th April 2003, 09:06 AM
Bonkers
sunshine
29th April 2003, 09:19 AM
Some of these are ..............................klunkers.....:p
Phyllis
Dennis Hill
29th April 2003, 01:37 PM
But are they..............Donut Dunkers........?
DaveInOz
29th April 2003, 02:56 PM
coffee
:cool: Mmmmmmmm
Wayne Davy
29th April 2003, 04:10 PM
Espresso!
Dennis Hill
29th April 2003, 07:57 PM
.....Capuchino.....
.
.
Is a "flat white" a person of European origin that has been run over by a road-roller?
John Saxton
29th April 2003, 08:48 PM
Mocha
sunshine
30th April 2003, 03:42 AM
Starbucks caramel mocha frappachino...... (so US) (sorry.....)
:p
Phyllis
Dennis Hill
30th April 2003, 07:07 AM
...And I am sitting here drinking instant nest coffy (oops, Nescaffe)
Oh, woe is me!
sunshine
30th April 2003, 08:30 AM
nest coffee?????? maybe BIRDS nest???? (soup):p
Phyllis
Sarge
30th April 2003, 08:48 AM
Birds Nest Hairdo
AlexS
30th April 2003, 08:56 AM
Rat's nest workshop!
fxst
30th April 2003, 10:23 AM
bats in da belfry
DaveInOz
30th April 2003, 11:42 AM
few roos loose in the top paddock
quandong
30th April 2003, 02:46 PM
Snag short of a barbie :D
Dennis Hill
30th April 2003, 08:12 PM
And I reckon I am still a couple of sandwitches short of a full picknick, but getting better. What I need to know is what happens if I end up with *more* sambos than a normal picknick?